I gather Bill doesn't want to talk about Lewzer TACOing on Hormuz?

To be fair, Marine One should probably use a helipad. Why it has to be on the South Lawn is a different question.

Well this was a massive nothingburger.

Where's all the Splitters at to pump it up?

His birthday party already flopped so this no longer matters.

riling up the Base is all he's really good at

Are they not already riled?

Why is he doing this?

Another instant diagnosis.

I'd bet that even today, if you stood Lewzer up in front of a big map of the world, he couldn't put his fat finger on the Strait of Hormuz.

There may be a link, or not.

There is not.

Marginally related, does Lewzer have the real Alcatraz prison reopened?

That was one of his big plans a while ago.

It really is a gift.

Got a link to one of those threads?

what might the July report(s) look like?

An appendix in the Epstein files.

Is that a subtle way of saying the Suez Canal?

It's the on/off ramp for the Suez. I don't think the Houthis have been all that effective trying to close it. And there is always a (very long) alternate route.

For a domestic threat.

It seems like a lot, but defense contractors would charge $250,000 for a case of .22 Long Rifles, and the Pentagon would gladly pay it.

The proposal contains $1.7 billion for Pentagon readiness; $17.3 billion for operational costs; $1.5 billion for fuel costs; $1.2 billion for administration priorities; $21 billion for munitions; $5.1 billion for cybersecurity and autonomy; $2.4 billion for drones; $800 million for National Guard backing and $12.1 billion for other departments' "classified" programs.

The trick is to be in a position to call the other guy "gator bait," lol.

That's how you fight off a bear with a Swiss army knife... slice your buddy's Achilles tendon.

Gators who get fed once or twice tend to get teed off if the next person doesn't feed them, and they can get very aggressive.

We have the same problem with bears. Some people just ain't too bright.

pushing "lopsided" bills that increased defense spending substantially

Those golden battleships ain't gonna pay for themselves.

Why are you pretending sales taxes, excise taxes, property taxes, and payroll taxes don't exist?!?

That's what Splitters do.

maga cult members

They prefer to be called "splitters".

LOL.

the man's speech next Thursday

What speech is that? I thought you guys do everything on Tuesdays?

If only he had the balls to admit it.

He has:

Are you saying conservatives are less divisive than Lumpers?
Posted by oneironaut at 2026-07-05 06:02 PM

So. What are Lumpers?

In imalumpertoo's view, a Lumper is the opposite of a Conservative.

I thought the car antenna would have given that away.

If his AR-15 was in the trunk of his car where he could not get at it, the car antenna would be a more effective weapon.

GTFOH with that "Lumper" Drivel.

He really means "Proggie".