(this is where they scatter like cockroaches)

Or come out guns blazing with gay sex references.

Note the conspicuous lack of muzzle flash from our so-called "assassin".

Have they charged him with actually shooting anyone?

Must be the Chinese way.

Don't they read backwards?

Bridge and power plant day has been postponed.

They don't need Photo Prop for that anyway. Or much of anything else.

When Israel ordered the US "civilization destroying" air assault on Iran, Photo Prop was 1,400 miles away in Croatia getting its washing machine fixed and "entertaining" local dignitaries.

Magic, sort of.

Melisandre on Line 1!

At least the new one is FOX blonde. That might help.

some manner of a gold medal or something ....

King Chuck did give him a gold bell from an Royal Navy submarine.

I wonder how much of a supply lag will result from rerouting all those tankers? I doubt any shipper would risk sending them back into the Gulf.

Wait, what?!?!?!?

He wouldn't invite anyone to the Oval Bordello if he didn't see himself as a peer, or better.

Gas was about $4.98 today.

Intentionally, on the part of Pres Trump?

More like randomly. Lewzer is not a big thinker.

Russia seems to be the big winner in this mess.

Wow.

Really. By now they should know he's not serious. He's never serious about anything, beyond slapping his name on stuff.

I'll bet nobody gets one

I'm sure the idea is to make "collector items" for the future. For sale in the Bribe Force One gift shop.

Golfing is an Elitist Hobby.

In related news, the Saudi fake league seems to be collapsing.

Aside from the tan suit, of course....

There was that "spicy mustard" outrage.

Lewzer posted to Truth Social on Thursday morning, "When is ABC Fake News Network firing seriously unfunny Jimmy Kimmel, who incompetently presides over one of the Lowest Rated shows on Television? People are angry. It better be soon!!!" Lewzer is wrong about Kimmel's ratings, but he is right that MAGA media influencers remain angry about the comedian and ABC's support for him.

"So wait, is it a holy war or all about oil?"

Its a drug war. If you invade a country and steal their oil, the Fentanyl boats stop coming.

Now reserves are running out.

I don't imagine there are many loaded tankers drifting about with nowhere to go these days.

I wonder where the empty ones that can't get back into the Gulf will go?

Has Lewzer ever even held a real gun?

Now, then. Should I turn myself in?

imalumpertoo will probably do it for you.

I want him addressing problems concerning our country and its citizens.

Like the desperate lack of a ballroom or giant arch thing? Not having his stupid signature on the money or his stupid face on the passport?

Those kinds of problems?

Regular gas shot up $.40 a gallon around here since Sunday.

It went up about half that here. Probably a good summer to buy a used boat.

How might this new development alter the landscape of oil prices in the future?

That likely depends on who you are, and which way you want oil prices to go.

How many people does he need to manage as the Sec of Defense?

One. If he wants to keep his job.