Remember, if you start to fall forward, spring back!

The indictment, which was filed Oct. 23, alleges that Abughazaleh "physically hindered and impeded" an agent who was "forced to drive at an extremely slow rate of speed to avoid injuring any of the conspirators." Abughazaleh was charged alongside five other people, including two other political candidates.

"Time for polka to make a comeback."

Polka should stay on the shelf.

Geddit?

First rap TV performance - 1944?

The first rap music video was by Blondie.

Deuterium oxide.

If x = Trumpy
print (GFY)
else print (Hello World! ... sounds good!)
:)

Anyone know any good deuterium oxide jokes?

The most difficult one to code in was Linear A.

I remember coding a B*-Tree index using C when I was in university. It's a very low level language, but very powerful. C++ was more abstract and object-oriented, basically a precursor to Java. Python is a much higher level language and easier to use than all of them, IMO.

Compared to all the other stuff, this gaffe seems like a pointless distraction. He's probably jetlagged, and anyone who's ever done choreography knows it can be difficult to remember if you only go over it once.

But hey, never mind that half the white house has been demolished, another squirrel!

Well, at least he didn't vomit on him, so there's that.

I thought it was called Turkiye now.

Do you guys know how many Roman Emperors there were in the year 238 AD?

"I like to watch."

Electro-shock therapy and lobotomies were once hailed as groundbreaking treatments.

"usual BOTH SIDES! crap."

All you wingnuts whine like little bitches whenever someone points out you're just aping each other.

*drink*

Drink to the truth. Like Bob Dylan.

"Like the middle east, it's all about oil."

You guys like to make fun of maga for their ignorance and stupidity, but your own roses don't pass the smell test. The people who think "everything is about oil" aren't that far apart from those who rant about Soros or Jewish space lasers.

Regardless of what you think about it, saying it's just about wanting resources is an oversimplification on the level of claiming the Afghanistan and Iraq wars were motivated primarily by wanting resources.

For once, I'm actually in agreement with PravdaPain. This ---- is indefensible.

How much is a "Quater" Million?

"I just laughed so hard I spit out a little bit of my lunch."

I laughed so hard that milk came out of my nose.

And I wasn't even drinking milk.

I've noticed that a lot of clickbait these days puts in deliberate errors in order increase engagement with the content. I see this on YouTube quite often now, and I'm sure Yahoo News and its clickbait articles probably do the same thing.