" They're calling her black because most white folks would cross the street if they saw her approaching from a distance."
What are you basing that on? It seems like you're reimagining her as a stereotypical poor black person, rather than the way she actually looks and dresses.
" Black isn't her nationality. It's her skin color."
Asian isn't a nationality either, smartass. She presents with more Asian-American and European-American traits then African-American ones. By any metric, she's less black than Obama.
" This is America.
Don't overthink it"
I bet you probably think that's a nationality too.
I'm not overthinking it. You're being anti-intellectual.
" It's Berenstain"
Yes, but they had a son, so there is a Berenson connection.
Bernstein is even further off the mark than Berenstein.