The only touch screen on my car is the radio, and it sucks.

"Every student loan recipient is about to have to pay a considerably more every month thanks to Trump's most recent action."

I made sure to pay that ---- off long before Jan 20.

---- newborn babies.
--Republicans

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"they are saying keep the people around that build the house and fire the 10 Dems who stand around eating donuts telling them what to do."

They can say that all they want.
But it's none of their business.

Why don't you understand this simple concept, that other people's lives are none of your business?
That's what's wrong with you people. All you want to do in life is to tell other people what to do.

Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to..
--Col. Jessep

You're fired.
--President Trump

I'm not convinced a government shutdown would hurt Trump more than it would hurt America.

I'm not convinced a bullet to the brain would hurt Trump more than it would hurt America.

In either case, I'd rather not find out.

But I am looking forward to four-plus years of "Democrats didn't shut down the government, so it's their fault for all the things Trump did!"

Democrats should just wish Trump into the corn field with the amazing powers they have.

"Egg prices are falling"

Inflation is transitory!

It would be nice to hear from an actual regretful farmer.

"Democrats with their renewed love for billionaires"

The next time you feel love for anyone will be the first.

And that's why all you Deplorables identify with Trump!

"You could have proffered a decent Conservative in 2016."

Trump is the truest example of "Conservative Values" to ever occupy the White House.

The most corrupt.
The most ex-wives.
The most money.
The most sexual assault convictions.

He is a walking talking testament to everything that Conservatives admire.

He is their Ayn Rand Superman.

And now, he will deliver undo us the answer to the question, What If Atlas Shrugged?

"You can't make the F-35 without the UK MIC"

^
This is why Putin wanted Brexit so bad.

"No one with an education past level one biology would have left hydrogen off this list."

Hahahah!!!

What did they teach you about hydrogen "in level one biology," genuinely curious how hydrogen is an important concept in that curriculum.

"Democrats with their renewed love for billionaires is the epitome of hypocrisy."

It has been

0

Days since Deplorables invoked the "Appeal To Hypocrisy" Logical Fallacy.

"what does "fail" even mean?"

^
The question encapsulates what it is to be a Trumper.

To look failure dead in the eye, and not notice anything different than what you've been seeing your entire life.

Why would Trump bring these terrorists and Bad Hombres to American soil?

"You want this lunatic to have a gun?"

Yes.
Signed,
Republicans

Two Senators representing a land mass larger than the United States with a population larger than

Mmmm, That's Good Democracy!

"eliminate taxes on people earning less than $150,000"

Is this before or after the $5k DOGE handout?

And does the $5K DOGE handout count towards earnings?

If you didn't have this on your Bingo card, you're an absolute ------- moron.

"Do you approve or disapprove of (Trump's) idea?"

Just like Trump, my answer is "Yes."

Remember how Trump created the USMCA to replace the awful NAFTA deal?

Remember how Trump inherited the awful USMCA trade deal from Trump, a deal so bad that Trump unilaterally started a trade war?

"Construction workers started to dismantle the Black Lives Matter Plaza"

Golly, I wonder if that's racist.

"Democrats are working"

I can see how that serves to alienate the moochers like you, whose lives aren't noted for any of the work they've done.

---- Local Farmers!
---- Hungry Students Too!
--Republicans

"the fake DR who flipped burgers"

The fake doctor was an essential worker, while you sat on your ass doing nothing.

Definitely something you would be proud of.