Are you content with being publicly humiliated each time you post, onepigironheadedsmoothbrainaut?

Or is this your kink?

Stroke it a few times, onepigironheadedsmoothbrainaut ...

... and then let us know your answer.

Paris nightlife for tourists offers diverse options from iconic cabarets (Moulin Rouge) and jazz clubs (Le Caveau de la Huchette) to trendy bars (Le Marais, Pigalle) and upscale clubs, plus unique experiences like Seine cruises and rooftop drinks. Popular areas include Le Marais (LGBT-friendly), Bastille (bars/clubs), and Montmartre (historic cabarets).

And this ...

Paris boasts world-renowned museums like the Louvre (antiquities, European art) and Muse d'Orsay (Impressionism in a former train station), alongside unique spots like the Muse Rodin (sculptures in gardens) and the Muse du quai Branly - Jacques Chirac (non-Western art). From grand art collections to niche topics like fashion, medicine, and French history, Paris offers a diverse range of cultural experiences, with many options beyond the most famous names.

And Paris is wonderful for this ...

When you're in Paris be sure to stop by Crperie de l'le Saint-Louis

onepigironsmoothbrainaut says wut?

#32 You haven't a clue between a dot and a feather.

Self-introspection is very valuable, onepigironheadedsmoothbrainaut.

I suggest you invest.

You're welcome.

#31 ------------?

Will you post pictures?

Give us an, *ahem* "heads up," please, before you do so.

"Trump has been awarded a peace prize by FIFA, the global soccer organization. I hereby retire from satire." - Andy Borowitz

#54 More like Cassandra, less like Chicken Little.

But, to a citizen of Troy, like you, they were ignored.

Fortunately, there were more people who heard (and heeded) the warnings.

Hence, your ridiculous "the sky is falling" missive.

#29 Of course you don't onepigheadedsmoothbrainaut.

#27 Since when were you confirmed to the SCOTUS, onepigironheadedsmoothbrainaut?

#23 Only black slaves, Major DEI Boazo?

Well, the "black" part certainly leaves you out, right?

#14 Well, thank the Good Lord that Major DEI Boazo isn't in the line of command anymore.

Whew!

Something for bellboi ...

#20 Apparently, Left Hind Turds completely forgot about this:

#17 Well, now, if they're having hygiene issues, why don't you head on over there and sit on the problem, like the goodboi you are... right?

#33 You know, Hedley Lamar thought the exact same thing, The BovineExcrement:

#42 Good call, Corky.

#52 That was Prince Felix Yusupov who made that appearance.

On November 22, 1953, and then again on May 22, 1955.

Yusupov was a key figure in the 1916 assassination of Grigori Rasputin, the mystical adviser to the Romanov family. He lived as an migr in Paris and New York after the Russian Revolution. His story became famous, and a 1932 film featuring the Barrymore siblings led to a successful lawsuit by Yusupov and his wife, Princess Irina, which established the "any similarity to actual persons, living or dead" disclaimer now common in films. In 1965, Yusupov also sued CBS over a televised play about the assassination, but CBS eventually won the case.

So tra ta sit_goodboy tryst dy aitt, t'eh ry-hoi ymmyrkey ainmyn roshtyn ayns dossanyn dy hengaghyn difrinagh as soie stiagh as cur-my-ner cre'n freggyrt vees echey. Yn rud smoo ard.

Perhaps this might help ...

Tre evidente, la idioto konata kiel sit_goodboy ne povas distingi kiam oni lin mokas. Tre bonege.

Gu follaiseach, chan urrainn don amadan ris an canar sit_goodboy innse cuin a thathar ga mhaslachadh. Sr-mhath.

#15 Yes, obesity is a significant problem in the UK and in the USA.

But, an even more pressing problem is o lou leai atoa o se atamai po o se isi lava mea e foliga tutusa ma se tagata soifua masani.

#14 Well, a 16% functionally illiterate rate in the UK certainly beats the 61% functionally illiterate rate at the University of Kentucky.

:-)