#100 This is just as plausible ...

... firepower relies on powerful phaser arrays and photon/quantum torpedoes, capable of destroying large objects and delivering devastating energy blasts, far exceeding modern military capabilities, though specific loadouts and power vary by Enterprise model (like D, E, G), with later versions featuring advanced quantum torpedoes and enhanced shields for exploration and defense.

Why didn't you mention that, rat?

#100 All dependent on obtaining sufficient quantities of unobtanium alloys.

Of course.

#13 There is no such thing.

Please at least pretend that you know the English language.

#3 Just wait, my friend, for the pictures, tonight and tomorrow, of ICE hauling people out of church, where they are worshiping the birth of Christ, throwing them to the ground and handcuffing them... in front of their church's Nativity scene.

'Tis the season to be jolly, right?

See also:

In late 2025, St. Susanna Parish in Dedham, Massachusetts, replaced the figures of Mary, Joseph, and Baby Jesus in their Nativity scene with a sign reading "ICE WAS HERE," implying the Holy Family faced deportation by immigration agents, sparking controversy but also support as a commentary on current immigration enforcement and the refugee experience

#4 Imagine the federal government being run by imbeciles such as Major DEI Boazo, onepigironheadedsmoothbrainaut, shrimpsizedgentaliahiddenbyataco"Dan", _visitor, Left Hind Turd, TheBovineExcrement, BJ boi, ---------------------, and bell boi (aka: ballwasher).

The Trump sycophants currently running the federal government are exactly like those inhabitants of the Retort. They are all, to a person:

• Stupid (and believing everyone else is as stupid as they are)


• Over-the-top, but all too obvious, gaslighting


• Bothsidism


• "Biden's fault"


• Barely literate (with the emphasis on "Barely")


• Historically ignorant (and completely ignorant of history)


• Incapable of doing basic math

But, most importantly:

• Incompetent

And I do so enjoy watching them all squirm: From the Trump all the way down to the knuckle-dragging bottom feeder also known as shrimpsizedgentaliahiddenbyataco"Dan".

What fun!

Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year!

#27 What does that have to do with the fact that those victories were not, as you claimed, in deep blue territory?

#13 Compared to the Trump's economy, yes it was.

#19 So, according to you, cheating is the only way to get/hold office.

Well, now, that certainly explains why all 3 branches are controlled by the Gardians of Pedophiles.

#25 Apparently, Left Hind Turd didn't get the memorandum from just last month:

'Tis like shooting fish in a barrel ...

-> Georgia voters ousted two Republican members of the state's Public Service Commission in favor of two Democrats - the first Democrats to win statewide nonfederal offices in decades.

-> Democrats in Mississippi Break the G.O.P.'s State House Supermajority

-> Every single county in Virginia - even deeply red counties - saw shifts TOWARDS the Democrats, as opposed to how they voted 1 year ago.

-> Dems flip Wichita School Board from a 4-3 GOP majority to a 5-2 Democratic majority. Democratic candidates Amy Warren and Amy Jensen defeated Republican incumbents Hazel Stabler and Kathy Bond.

-> Two of Tuesday's school board elections were in Bucks County, Pa., which was considered "ground zero" for right-wing groups' takeover of school boards in 2021. A few years ago, conservatives on these boards in Pennbridge and Central Bucks districts were using their roles to pass policies targeting LGBTQ+ students and banning books.

---> Democrats flipped control of both boards in 2023, and on Tuesday, they ousted every Republican from both of these boards, except for one. The Pennbridge school board is now 8-1, with Democratic members in control. The Central Bucks school board is 9-0.

-> In Texas, we even won in Lockhart, which sits in a district so red that Democrats normally don't even run. We had a clean sweep in Cy-Fair ISD, another deeply red area that not even Greg Abbott could save your party.

-> In SD-9, another red district, we saw an 8 point shift for the Democrat

-> Eileen Higgins elected as first Democratic mayor of Miami in three decades

#14 & #41 Jesus-on-a-popsicle-stick are you two of the most insipid people (?) to darken this portal.

Read and learn, you semi-sentient imbeciles:

#14 & #41 Jesus-on-a-popsicle-stick are you two of the most insipid people (?) to darken this portal.

Read and learn, you semi-sentient imbeciles:

Your parting wisdom for the evening before Christmas Eve:

A Proud Boy is a gelding that still acts like a stallion.

We are surrounded by Drudge Retort Proud Bois every single day.

Low hanging fruit.

Don't tell me not to live, just sit and putter
Life's candy and the sun's a ball of butter
Don't bring around a cloud to rain on my parade
Don't tell me not to fly, I simply got to
If someone takes a spill, it's me and not you
Who told you you're allowed to rain on my parade?
I'll march my band out
I'll beat my drum
And if I'm fanned out
Your turn at bat, sir
At least I didn't fake it, hat, sir
I guess, I didn't make it
But whether I'm the rose of sheer perfection
A freckle on the nose of life's complexion
The cinder or the shiny apple of its eye
I gotta fly once, I gotta try once
Only can die once, right, sir?
Ooh, life is juicy, juicy and you see
I gotta have my bite, sir
Get ready for me, love, 'cause I'm a comer
I simply gotta march, my heart's a drummer
Don't bring around a cloud to rain on my parade
I'm gonna live and live now
Get what I want, I know how
One roll for the whole shebang
One throw, that bell will go clang
Eye on the target and wham
One shot, one gun shot and bam!
Hey, Mr. Arnstein, here I am
I'll march my band out
I beat my drum
And if I'm fanned out
Your turn at bat, sir
At least I didn't fake it, hat, sir
Guess, I didn't make it
Get ready for me, love, 'cause I'm a comer
I simply gotta march, my heart's a drummer
Nobody, no nobody is gonna rain on my parade!

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#4 This interlude is brought to you by Steamed Hams...

...primarily refers to a famous, viral scene from The Simpsons where Principal Skinner tries to pass off Krusty Burgers as his own "steamed hams," claiming it's an "Albany expression," but it also refers to actual steamed hamburgers, a real (though different) regional food from Connecticut diners that The Simpsons writer based the joke on. So, it's a pop culture phenomenon and a specific type of steamed burger.

#4 Personally, I love Steamed Hams

But that's just me.

#75 Es ist die Zeit der Freude. Prost, mein Freund!

Es la temporada de la alegra. Salud, amigo mo!

Is e seo seusan na girdeachais. Slinte mhr, a charaid.

It is the season of joy. Cheers, my friend.

#72 For you...

#30 "Stalker" = Someone who posts uncomfortable truths that are impossible to refute/retort.

Transparency.

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I love posting here.

#69 ....

69 is divine" is a playful phrase connecting the number 69 with something wonderful, often used humorously or flirtatiously, referring to the sexual position, implying it's a "divine" experience, and is popular on novelty items like cards and gifts. It's a slang expression celebrating the numerical symmetry and cultural significance of the number, especially in adult contexts.

#2 "I never cheered the Hortman's deaths. I was aghast by the killing and wished their loved ones my best and hoped the Hortmans were at peace."

No one believes that.

---... you're the one who cheered every single one of these:

Dr. David Gunn (1993): Shot by an anti-abortion protester in Pensacola, Florida, after being targeted in "wanted" posters by Operation Rescue.
Dr. John Britton & James Barrett (1994): A doctor and clinic escort killed by Paul Jennings Hill outside a Pensacola clinic.
Shannon Lowney & Lee Ann Nichols (1994): Two receptionists killed in Brookline, Massachusetts, by John Salvi during clinic attacks.
Other Violence: Includes bombings, shootings, and attacks targeting abortion clinics and staff in the U.S., primarily from the 1990s.