"Be quiet, you little cockroach or I'll send you to Dr. Sabo Amos for extermination!"

"But, I didn't vote for this...."

"Hamas!!!"

"Hamas!!!"

"Hijab wearers!!!"

"Arabs!!! Run!!!"

#4: Trumpf, Nethanyahu and Putin are all untrustworthy, all sociopath, destroying each of their respective societies.

And the world. Kindly don't forget the Third Horseman of the Apocalypse: Felon Musk.

Benjamin Netanyahu is astride the White Horse for his Conquest of the defenseless Palestinian people.

Vladimir Putin rides the Red Horse for bringing War to the people of Ukraine and Russia.

Felon Musk is atop the Black Horse for bringing Famine to poor people in the Third World.

Dotard Trumpf mounts the Pale Horse of Death, because everything he touches dies.

Coast Guard Veteran Lured Her Accused Rapist to Woods, Executed Him, and Then Went to Get Tattoo

"A USCG vet turned OnlyFans model is facing a decades-long prison sentence for luring Matthew Dunmire, who she claimed raped her, into the woods of a national park in Ohio and executing him. Chelsea Perkins pleaded guilty to second-degree murder in the 2021 death of 31-year-old Matthew Dunmire at Cuyahoga Valley National Park near Cleveland. He had a single gunshot wound to the back of the head and an Aquafina water bottle next to him."

Out of vengeance, the mother of Matthew Dunmire sought out Chelsea Perkins before she was arrested, but ended up shooting the wrong person twice in the abdomen. The innocent person luckily survived. The best crime fiction writers couldn't have come up with this story.

Chelsea Perkins whacked a white man, so Trumpf wouldn't be interested in pardoning her. Good thing the US has strict gun control laws.

"Hamas!!"

Felon Musk Tried to Block Massive Trumpf-backed Mideast AI Deal Unless He Was Included

"The worst person in the world rushed to the Mideast to hold up a massive Trumpf-endorsed American AI operation in Abu Dhabi unless it included him. That apparently explains the tech billionaire's sudden appearance at a Trumpf meeting with Saudi Arabia officials during the president's three-country Middle East vacation.

Trumpf was about to announce a huge AI partnership on foreign soil with America's OpenAI " run by Musk's arch rival Sam Altman " and the United Arab Emirates' G42 company to build a Stargate UAE campus in Abu Dhabi.

The operation would also include America's Oracle, Nvidia, and Cisco, and Japan's SoftBank as part of the UAE's push to become a major AI player. The new venture will be the biggest AI campus outside the US."

The Dotard must have said 'WTF is Elon doing here?' like when he blocked Musk's secret China war briefing a few months ago.

Link:

"Hamas!!"

I kept a special tick tweezer I bought when I was at Fort Liberty, NC last century. Every day we all checked each other for these parasites when we came back from the field. Back then the "threat" was something called Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever. I had some ticks on me, but I got them off safely-- knock on wood. Years later, two people in the NYC area I know caught Lyme Disease. Now these ticks are vectors for multiple pathogens, and like mosquitos, they are spreading because of global warming. But don't worry, the CDC is on top of this and Dr Mehmet Oz will ensure that our health insurance plans will cover these new diseases.

Federal Convict Angrily Refuses Trumpf Pardon

When 59-year-old convicted bank robber Richard James Verone was told Dotard Trumpf was granting him a pardon, he became indignant and belligerent.

"Dadgummmit, I don't want a pardon. I robbed that bank so I can get into federal prison and now that --------- is ruining my plans. In here I get three square meals a day and free health care. Well, I ain't going. I ain't gonna go and you can tell him that for me."

Readers will recall that North Carolina native Richard James Verone robbed a bank for $1 in order to receive free medical care once he was imprisoned.

Unarmed, Verone asked the teller for $1 to show that his motives were medical, not monetary, and he sat down and waited for the police at the bank. With a growth in his chest, two ruptured disks and no job, Verone hoped a three-year stint in prison would afford him the health care he needed. He didn't anticipate the Dotard would wreak his medical coverage plan.

With a nod to the Borowitz Report.

#33: Last century my friend did his law clerkship at the "sleepy" Court of International Law; not so "sleepy," though.

Hi Doc: Good question. Some nefarious groups have used unwitting dupes as couriers, not knowing they were carrying an explosive device that would be remotely detonated. This might be the case here since we can't really see if Nikita Penkov is actually activating the hand grenade himself. If he did, then indeed this was a dedicated martyrdom mission and a new component of the war. But the Ukrainian sabotage services would be loath to lose an asset behind enemy lines who can remove another player from the chessboard. The other part of this mystery is why Deputy Mayor Zaur Gurtsiev is meeting Nikita Penkov at night and outside and who filmed this?

Besides decreasing foreign money entering the US, the USIC suffers from this. Every student from behind the Iron or Bamboo Curtain that studies in the US is a potential source of intelligence for CIA, DIA, FBI, or NSA.

The enemy of the gun-loving white supremacist party of the US (AKA the GOP) and the status quo dinosaur AIPAC Democrats who brought the US to this horrible inflection point:

These above progressives are also the enemy of Soma-traffickers Joe Rogaine and Bill Maher who have made Mammon-sized fortunes for themselves by distracting Americans from the real problems afflicting us, like two smiling and laughing Judas Goats.

Meanwhile, AIPAC Democrats and Republicans will insert the word "Hamas!" at every opportunity they get, much like they inserted "Al Qaida" and "WMDs" in the early 2000s which blundered the US into the "Forever Wars."