Um, this is your fight. We get our oil from Russia, and at rock-bottom prices because Vladdy needs our guns and missiles. Good luck. Let us know how your chain saw of diplomacy works out with Iran...
-Xi and the CCP, laughing at the floundering US stooges

This lady faced a very dangerous situation, one which was ignored by members of her political party when they crafted the law she had to argue about, so as to obtain proper medical care. Sadly, once treated, she did nothing to work toward the delivery of life-saving medical care for other Florida women. In short, she could be responsible for other Florida women dying...

And a shout-out to those Dems who voted for the passengers in the Trump Foreign Policy and Defense clown SUV. To paraphrase Donald Rumsfeld, we are going to war with the leadership we picked, not the leadership we want.

I know--send those Proud Guys into the fray first--convince them that by dying at the hands of some Arab insurgent that they are keeping this country safe...

Meth is a helluva drug. Just ask Mr. Bowman's mom ...

Memo to Leon: avoid windows and fly commercial, under an assumed name ...

Trump wants a war. Any war, anywhere. Being on a war footing will allow all sorts of dictatorship stuff in the US, from suspending rights to having the military and Trumps mercenaries on the streets of the country, pillaging. All those children of MAGA hat fools will be exempt from military service while dark skinned men and those with liberal leanings will be sent off to be slaughtered. It will be very, very bad ...

Just wait until Diddy is pardoned because he was treated so unfairly ...

The begging is the point of all Trump actions and policies ...

DJTJ should do just fine in the 2028 election thanks to this news of what may transpire in the next few years ...

No word yet on whether Melania has accepted and invitation to speak at the event...

The phone includes these great new features:
-rotary dial to eliminate butt dials
-coin slot to pay for calls
-AM radio (speaker $499 add-on)
-great battery life via 9v Ray O Vac (not included with purchase)
-roll of stamps for those emails
-Kodak camera for those vacation snaps ($79 add-on, but you get 12 photos)

Pick one up at your nearby Tesla dealership ...

Life is so hard for the handsome. As for the cop, glad he was wearing a mask, so none of his co-workers will be able to identify him to their superiors. He might even be one of those Antifa cosplayers, or even a Kristi Noem plant. Or even Kristi Noem herself, trying to get a taste of a newscaster...

Pee Wee German. Not many marriages involve coercion, but I'll wager his does. No way any modern American woman would put up with this ubercreep unless forced to..

The real question is: How much did Trump make on his parade? I'll wager the grift extended far and wide for this display of public onanism...

Joe Rogan is nothing more than a DJ with a lousy playlist ...

First degree heck beard. Otherwise this guy would have been a hero to gun freaks far and wide. Children are fair game for gun owners ...

The story's false. The Iranian forces actually shot down a couple of those Tesla F-47 trucks, but the Israelites still paid $35mm for each truck ...

I suspect Drinky Pete could be flown to Alaska instead of Greenland and never know the difference ...

Hey there, Cosplay Barbie: that tactical vest makes your ----- look smaller. No reason to get all that expensive work done only to hide it ...

Oh sure. All will be hired back. Uh huh. I strongly doubt these folks were just waiting by the phone for a call from their former employer, especially after how they were treated just weeks ago. Some will come back, probably as contractors and the majority are now elsewhere, having taken their prized language skills with them ...

Those deployed report that they were told they were going surfing, and instead ended up camping in the parking lot of a warehouse, out by the 110. Dining choices included one of two food trucks, featuring menudo or tacos dorados...

Sunday's chyron on Faux News, OAN and MewSmax:
"The most glorious day in the history of our President. And the Army was there too!"

Newscasters on these networks will confidently place the crowd size at more than 350 million, with every US citizen there to offer their praise to our young, virile, smart and very healthy leader. Sadly, the First Lady could not attend due to a prior commitment with her interior decorator...

Der Dotard needs more boots on the ground to swell his ego (and his member) at his big birthday bash tomorrow...

I'll wager there will be more drag queens in the crowd than GOP politicians, nearly all of whom will be at home for Father's day. Except for Miss Lindsey, who will be at the meet and greet of library reading buddies...

Just another capitalist exploiting workers, in this case workers who cannot fight back or demand better wages, because of their legal status. This guy should also be in jail for hiring the workers, because they probably DO NOT have valid papers to work in the US.

As I've written, there is little to no chance these ICE dudes will show up in force in Texas or Okiehomie, because as our unstable genius king has noted, ICE raids cause hard-working people in the construction, hospitality, lawncare and other businesses to suddenly disappear. And all know that white people in this country will not work long as roofers, room attendants, grass cutters or dishwashers. MAGA-loving farmers are already feeling the strain from not having enough field workers to harvest stone fruit, strawberries or lettuce. Ask employers at meat-packing plants how they feel about their staffing, and the response will be downcast eyes, frowns and head shaking.

The self-loathing Pee Wee German Stephen Miller is doing a great job causing a labor shortage in this country. Good work, Jew Boy...