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-Jeff never met Donald Trump, and never even heard of him, other than that Mr. Trump is the world's greatest person and should have more than one Nobel Peace Prize by now
-The Clintons, Barak Obama, Robert Mueller, Jim Comey, Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Kimmel and man others flew on Jeff's plane many times, all visited Jeff's island many times and while there abused teen girls on an hourly basis
-Mr. Trump clearly loves his wife and is known to be a smart, loving and involved father, husband and grand father. He never, ever wanted to sleep with his daughters
-Jeff was a member of Mar-a-Lago, but was kicked out in the 1970's for farting in public, laughing at a nun and being mean to poor people
-Did I mention that Mr. Trump is a great guy, never involved with anything with Jeff. Those photos of the two together were all photoshopped
-Should I pack my things? When does the presidential pardon come through?, OK, next week...
Wounded in love counts too. Shot down by woman after woman, hands slapped, nasty words spoken to and about him"all of that counts toward a couple of Purple Hearts ...