Vice President JD Vance was buried in mockery on Wednesday evening after a report that his team asked the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers to raise the water level of the Little Miami River in Ohio to facilitate a family kayaking trip. The Corps confirmed to The Guardian that they modified the river outflow from Caesar Creek Lake, officially citing the need to "support safe navigation" for the vice president's security team. However, at least one source familiar with the operation told the outlet that the adjustment was also made to create "ideal kayaking conditions" for Vance's family