Let's see what happens with the edited version, with 40 fewer words, so just over 84 pages of text in the filing ...

I'm unsure how Kirk's musings about African Americans will help the US Armed Forces attract more dark skinned recruits. How about this banger:

"If I see a black pilot I'm like boy I hope he's qualified.'"

Yep, Drinky Pete will be filling the shortfall for recruits with all manner of the fat, the stupid and the weak white folks from Red America. And Uncle Vlad will scarcely contain his laughter ...

Oh no! Was anyone hurt? Do you want any disaster recovery aid? We could send help this afternoon...
--Fat, orange-faced Russian lackey

If there are elections in 2026, the MAGA functionaries will try all day long to blame the retention of Epstein files on Diamond Joe Biden, to little effect...

This is some sort of shakedown. Over what is not apparent yet, but will soon come to light...

The number is probably higher, and also is probably NOT exactly 20, giving Kash-Man and the Alphabet Crew a chance to deny this claim...

GOPers in congress: A bunch of phony, hypocritical 'Christians' who say they are leading clean lives yet violate God and Man's laws, and thumb their noses at the concept of ethical behavior. And the Dems are not far behind regarding stock trading...

Nobody wants to see someone get fatally shot.

Nobody in their right mind wants to hear the words of a smooth-talking bigot, misogynist and religious hypocrite.

Everyone should read--and reject--this guy's filthy words...

Let's hope it doesn't rain in DC--those National Guard folks might get wet while emulating the TSA folks...

The Brits do humiliation much better than we do here in the States.

Melanie will be in the UK to promote her new Amazon movie "Eyes Tightly Open", about a country gilr from Slovenia who ventures to the big city, where her eyes are opened, despite her efforts to not look at the man who made a mess of her life...

From the narcissist's playbook--blaming others for 'not asking'. Your fault, not mine...

Features of the up-coming parade of carriages:
-A fat old man with a woody
-a Slovenian wench in sunglasses sitting stiffly, with eyes closed, as chaotic protesting unfolds around her
-Epstein posters left, right and center
-Well practiced English folk, each with a pint or two under their belts, lustily shouting oaths and obscenities at the creepy folk rolling by
-A British PM counting his last few days in office
-Awaiting the parade, an old English king with bad teeth, despised by many in the crowd, oblivious to the goings on

Tune in to CNN and watch. Fox News will cut off coverage at the airport, shortly after El Rey Dotardo II lands

The "Organized Left"?!? This guy knows something the rest of us don't. Were the Left organized, Pee Wee German would have already been tarred and feathered, gelded, and had a swastika carved into his forehead.

The problem with this country is that there is no Organized Left ...

A man with skin thinner than single-ply toilet tissue. The judge should make Der Dotard appear in court with his attorneys, and then tell them what's what. And hold court on a weekend, to interrupt El Rey Dotardo II's golf game...

Drugs are great! They had no effect on me, other than making me big bank when I sold them in college...
--Heroin Bob

Who knew fighting cancer was hard?
--Der Dotard, probably

I've written this before, and it bears repeating: open carry is for white people only. Some Hispanic or African American Floridian will get shot over this in about 3...2...1...

A few fun quotes to put on Chas's tombstone:

-"We must also be real. We must be honest with the population. Having an armed citizenry comes with a price, and that is part of liberty... We need to be very clear that you're not going to get gun deaths to zero. It will not happen. But I think it's worth it. I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year, so that we can have the Second Amendment"

- "I can't stand the word empathy, actually. I think empathy is a made-up, new age term that does a lot of damage."

-"Black America is worse than it has been in the last 80 years"

-"Black women do not have brain processing power to be taken seriously. You have to go steal a white person's slot."

-"If I see a Black pilot, I'm going to be like, Boy, I hope he's qualified.'"

I think it's worth it to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the second amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational.

--Charlie Kirk, at an event organized by TPUSA Faith, the religious arm of Kirk's conservative group Turning Point USA, on 5 April 2023, per The Guardian

Coward trying to recover his stones on the way out the door, so he can brag about how he was right and told off Der Dotard to anyone who will listen ...

In his final season Colbert should invite every member of the Administration onto his show, to see who mans up, shows up and opens up. I'll place the over/under at zero ...

Great. If recent history is any guide the Dotards administration and the Chinese will disagree on basic terms in about 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...

I don't have a dog in the fight but hope Mamdani wins, so as to shake the Dems and open the party to younger people with modern perspectives and the backbone to fight back against the MAGA mouth-breathers with substance, not insults...

Too bad for the fans.

The Cincinnati Bengals are not committed to winning. With Burrow out Sunday's win will be one of few this season, so the team will play for next season and a better position in the draft, not that the team is any good at analyzing talent. The really sad part is that there will be more golfers on courses in the 513 the rest of this season, and not glued to their flat screens, watching the home team...

Two Barney Fifes in this country is one too many, Kash-man...