We know who all the suckers, fools and dupes are, and we will have them in our employ ...
-FSB chief Vlad

Hey lamp, you got it wrong. It's 'your Papers now', with no please' asked ...

Man, oh man, that list of administration folk who will get pardons just gets longer and longer ...

Looks like someone is going pro ride on daddy's planes, at taxpayer expense, from now on ...

That's what happens when you drink four infused Diet Cokes, right Melania?

Put Danny Bongino on the case. He has long called for the release of the files and built his reputation at the FBI as the one to expose the truth in the files. Get him on the phone, and off his leash. Uh, what was that you said? He did what? Went where? Really? Did-did he know about this mess? Huh. That's a surprise ...

I finally watched the speech today, and got a taste of the bullying tactics employed by this mentally ill dotard and golf cheat. El Rey Dotardo II appears to be trying to force Americans to believe his lies and follow him down rabbit hole after rabbit hole.

If he puts boots on the ground in Venezuela we will also see (1) the US Congress melt from their collective cowardice, and (2) local drug lord militias join the Venezuelan armed forces in shooting back at the Gringos. Der Dotard will try to blame the deaths of American soldiers on Biden, the Dems and the illegal immigrants in the US. And too many will believe him...

Here, Gym, I'll help you find your jacket.

The GOPers on the Judiciary Committee got schooled by Jack Smith. The transcript of the hearing will never be released, Jack Smith will never be allowed to testify in public, and until Der Dotard is out office this matter will never be raised again. The full Epstein Files will come out before anything is said by or about Jack Smith again...

The other 543% agree with the president on this, and believe me, I've done the math!
--Howard Nutlick, Commerce Secretary to the Stars

OK then. She can be let loose after she provides a convincing explanation for why she was hiding out for months, avoiding John Law. Everyone knows that innocent folks don't come forward because they don't have to clear their names--they can just live in places where law enforcement agencies don't know to look...

That's a real profile in courage--no more ACA subsidies, running from the light of the Epstein Files, ignoring Der Dotard's war crimes. It will be a laff riot in Johnson's district when his constituents see their healthcare costs skyrocket while their sons start coming back from Venezuela in metal boxes. Shorty's explanation blaming Biden and the Dems of all of the world's woes will certainly go over well...

There will be a large number of MAGA functionaries getting phone calls from worried parents once their sons are on the ground in South America, getting shot at from every direction, from the local military and militias sponsored by drug lords from far and near. Dead soldiers coming home in boxes may be honored, but angry funerals are not a good look on cable news stations--at least one of them...

Tune in a month from now to see Dan-O doing traffic and weekend weather on the Fox affiliate in Sarasota...

Clever, this Dotard. He filed his suit in the US, rather than on the defendant's home turf, where a loser in a suit like this must pay the legal bills of the winner. Ain't no way the Dotard is coming out of pocket just to sue someone. I'll wager the BBC will simply run the entire video, unedited and without stopping, over and over, on a channel dedicated to the video, and Benny Hill reruns. Viewers will struggle to understand the difference...

In a related story, Der Dotard has now banned Spinal Tap from the US, after that band's unwavering support for the Reiner family. When asked for a comment, Spinal Tap guitarist Nigel Tufnel mused about the mouth of the US President 'going to eleven'...

Don't worry--voters will have long forgotten this healthcare cost thingy by the time they get to the polls next November. and if we're REALLY lucky, there will be no election and our jobs will be safe...
--MAGA politicians, unconcerned about their collective futures

Jesus said to them, "A prophet is not without honor except in his own town, among his relatives and in his own home."
--Mark 6:4

Being a man of the world, Der Dotard is without honor around the globe...

Meanwhile: RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES.

In Okiehomie there is talk of 25% of residents losing health coverage. This in a place where payment is already required in advance to see your doctor or dentist. It will not be long before folks in the Sooner or Later State will be denied treatment because of an inability to pay. Care providers will then start to leave the state, the weight of the moral issue of denying care too much for them to bear. As for the First Americans, those in the larger tribes will be OK, so long as their casinos continue to print money, for use in covering enrolled members of the tribe.

Tune in next month to see the early results, which will come to Red States nationwide--a gift for those who voted for this debacle...

Man oh man, between dodging the vaccine and mainlining horse paste, the population of Okiehomie will fall below that needed to allow the place to be classified as a state. The first Americans will again be in charge there. All we need is another'Rona outbreak and that dream will come true ...

As long as the cash from the grifting comes in the economy is great as far as the Trump cabal is concerned ...

This guy will be in custody within a week, charged with spitting on the sidewalk, aggravated jaywalking and not covering his mouth when he coughs. Sentence of death by hanging or deportation to Upper Volta, or both ...

Headline fail. Should read: Indiana Senate to Trump: You are naked.

There-fixed it. You're welcome ...

Dr. Amy Acton needs to declare that Der Dotard has endorsed Vivek for governor. If Vivek denies it he will honk off his political god. If he agrees he puts a nail in his political coffin. Distance yourself from your idol, or embrace a man more despised each new day. What a quandary ...

Meanwhile release the Epstein files already ...

Friends, don't forget: THE RELEASE OF THE EPSTEIN FILES IS LESS THAN TWO WEEKS AWAY...

Donald Trump? I've barely heard of him. He was president a long time ago, right? You know, I can work with both Democrats and Republicans, I'm for open borders, no tariffs, good public schools, great healthcare that costs less, and a multicultural society. Next November, vote for me...
--More and more GOP pols, now that their MAGA hats are at the bottom of the trash barrel