Batteries? We don't care about batteries. Tesla is an AI company ...
-Elon Musk,formerly an auto builder

Uh huh. Those talking will get to do so on their way to firing squads in local soccer stadiums ...

Pam Blondi would be less humiliated if she were to jog the DC Mall naked then she will be when this charade is finished ...

African Americans are learning more and more what the hell they have to lose and are losing. Enough of them gave Der Dotard their votes, some because they were not going to vote for a woman and some because "Trump-he STRONG". Now those supporters are being pushed to the back of the bus ...

Man, oh man, the long term residency of the great triumvirate of Kid Rock, Lee Greenwood and Carrie Underwood will bust the doors off of the Trump Kennedy Center of Great American Artists who Like Trump. Every resident of DC, Fairfax County and PG and PW counties will be required to attend three times, just because. Audiences will also get to enjoy the timeless humor of Rob Schneider. High school bands, the Liberty University orchestra and the Ringling Brothers Clown Band will headline. Enjoy ...

The only religion that we need to fear is the one with the prayer rugs and women who leave the house covered in bed sheets. The religions with the guns are all peaceful...
--Trump Administration religious education experts

So...this is the great jobs program that Der Dotard's administration has been promising. Prove me wrong, as dead Charlie would say.

I'll set the 2026 body count of dead American citizens at 3 whites, 9 African Americans and 22 Hispanics.

For those who don't remember the Boston Massacre or May 4, 1970 on the Kent State campus, tune in soon, to see a repeat...

No ---- on the observation about Little Mike, Madge. Funny how you are just talking about him now, days from your departure. As for that photo of you, it is startling the horses ...

Arts and culture? With that tie? The only arts junior knows are the comedic. The salesman at JC Penney who sold him that tie spotted the greater fool when young Jimbo walked his way ...

Sad to think that the only way out of the Trump dumpster fire and construction site is by getting pregnant, then not returning from maternity leave. Good luck to all the male members of the administration ...

I will end the war in Ukraine on my first day in office as your president...
--JV Pants campaign pledge for the 2028 election

Remember those masks we all wore in 2020-22? They're back. Remember hospitals being overwhelmed during Covid? Tune in a few weeks from now for a repeat. You may not remember Heroin Bob disappearing and nodding off, but you will see that soon. And Trump the germaphobe will soon have much more to worry about than his damaged hands ...

I've been to the Windy City twice in the past three months--a great American city. The ICE knobs are as hated there as is ketchup on a hot dog, or warm Old Style. The number of "Hands Off Chicago" signs seen last week tell me residents are united against fascism and those who are the tools of that failed political strain...

In a fascist state, polls matter little. In a dictatorship they help identify enemies of the state. If it is a given that there will be elections conducted in November, 2026 then a great number of MAGA politicians are worried about their jobs. If too many are sanguine about re-election as the new year progresses, a message is being sent to voters, and it ain't good...

So long as there is an election next November, Congress will start to retrieve its power, with Dems in charge. GOPers will be quietly thankful that someone in DC finally showed up with spines stiffer than over-cooked pasta. Meanwhile, Little Mike Johnson will still think he is (1) Speaker of the House, (2) relevant, and (3) notable for his good works on behalf of American voters...

This AI stuff is great. Someone just ginned up a photo of a giant submarine built far from navigable waters, and housed in a building so large it can be seen by the unaided eye from outer space. Some people think others will believe anything they see or read...

The Ukraine War is, perhaps, the first war in history where the belligerent Ukraine coaxed a foreign power to attack and invade it. Or so says a fat orange criminal insurrectionist and golf cheat...

Amazing--a drive-by shooting, and Suge Knight, who was driving, wasn't harmed--only Tupac, riding shotgun. Maybe we need to ask (axet) Mr. Knight what up about this? He is easy to find, in jail n San Diego...

Joe Biden is doing this. He should be arrested and then deported...
--Burt Jones

Don't worry-there are plenty of dark skinned people to cut our grass, re-roof the house, bus tables in restaurants and clean hotel rooms. The compulsory work requirements will start soon ...

Wait. The new chairman of the board of the place says it's doing better than ever. If so, then the financial loss' will be made up easily. Further, being such a hot place to perform one would think that a replacement act could have been found in short order. Right? Right? Buehler?

Send him to Nigeria. I'm sure he has plenty of friends there. Remind all upon his arrival that he is a special guest of Der Dotard, and should be treated as such ...

I'm sure JD Vance will step in to help us. He is one of us, a veteran. And so is that Hegseth guy. They've got our backs, although they are pogues ...
-certain military veterans, hoping against hope

She seems to revel in her poor personal hygiene, which is less repellent than her personality ...

Have some more meth, mountain folk. Substance abuse worked for your secretary of health and human services-why not for you?