Does it recommend heroin as a cure for Covid? It should ...
-RFK, Junkie, medical expert

After his speech and news conference today, the doctors may want to re-grade the president's test paper. No president in my 60+ years on this earth gave a speech on such a grave topic in the manner Der Dotard presented the topic at hand, before steering the conversation into a number of ditches. Ignoring the gravity of his actions, someone in DC needs to address El Rey Dotardo II's mental illness, which was on display for all to see ...

Is there a Nobel War Prize? If so, Der Dotard has some stiff competition in Bibi, Little Man Vlad and Xi Xi. I suspect they will fight it out ...

Wait. Tesla is now an AI company? We're screwed. Sell now ...
-Tesla stockholders

This is so wrong and senseless on so many levels. The US is at best a colonizer and at worst an overlord of a sovereign nation. Look for
-any US person to now be a target of any locals, including the local drug gangs, which are armed and eager to shoot Yanquis
-the theft of Venezuelan oil or oil profits, because, you know, this action isn't free, although it is cheap
-a military presence which will last until the end of the Trump presidency
-a clueless, limp Congress which will provide no opposition to the actions of the administration and the stooges at the top
-China to take over Taiwan within the next 90 days
-Discussions regarding Ukraine to collapse and the Russian drone and missile strikes to greatly intensify
-protests in the streets of US cities and colleges, just in time for ICE kooks, armed with all manner of firearms, to start shooting those protesters
-even greater lunacy from the White House and Der Dotard, starting this afternoon
-Venezuelan expats in the US to flap their yaps cheering on the current course of action but none daring to move to return to their home country

Happy 2026, the year of chaos ...

Those high prices will all be solved by the time this monument to narcissistic personality disorder is completed ...

Farmers must be thrilled to get what they asked for--no one to harvest their crops, no markets for what they produce, and higher healthcare costs. A trifecta for Trump voters...

Trump: 2024% less profit
--Sign seen in farm fields from coast to coast

Uncle Thomas and Alito are in a quandary--die now, before the mid-terms, or have their seats taken by centrists afterward. Of course, Der Dotard may find it advantageous to not have a SCOTUS to get in the way of his coup next November 1.

Possible choices for the SCOTUS will include a bunch of Nazis recommended by the Federalist Society, Judge Judy, Judge Reinhold, David Justice, someone from "America's Got Talent", Alan Dershowitz, and Kash Patel...

These words from a man who has no idea who the Shah was, or why he was so hated by his people...

I was at the pharmacy just the other day, picking up a couple of the numerous drugs I take daily. When I mentioned to the pharmacist that I was ready for my paycheck from all the price cuts and the meds I was ingesting, and our Dotard's promises of 600% price reductions, he was not amused. I cannot understand why not...

Don't mess with Texas--We're doing so without your help
--Bumper sticker idea that none of the locals will find funny

Donald Trump is not only a terrible golfer, he cheats at the game. Real golfers have no respect for cheaters...

I recommend that every American get the Heroin vaccine. If it doesn't kill you, it will make you feel great...
--Bob the MAHA Man

This young loser will soon be running for political office--sanitation engineer, dog catcher, city councilman, congressman, God...

Batteries? We don't care about batteries. Tesla is an AI company ...
-Elon Musk,formerly an auto builder

Uh huh. Those talking will get to do so on their way to firing squads in local soccer stadiums ...

Pam Blondi would be less humiliated if she were to jog the DC Mall naked then she will be when this charade is finished ...

African Americans are learning more and more what the hell they have to lose and are losing. Enough of them gave Der Dotard their votes, some because they were not going to vote for a woman and some because "Trump-he STRONG". Now those supporters are being pushed to the back of the bus ...

Man, oh man, the long term residency of the great triumvirate of Kid Rock, Lee Greenwood and Carrie Underwood will bust the doors off of the Trump Kennedy Center of Great American Artists who Like Trump. Every resident of DC, Fairfax County and PG and PW counties will be required to attend three times, just because. Audiences will also get to enjoy the timeless humor of Rob Schneider. High school bands, the Liberty University orchestra and the Ringling Brothers Clown Band will headline. Enjoy ...

The only religion that we need to fear is the one with the prayer rugs and women who leave the house covered in bed sheets. The religions with the guns are all peaceful...
--Trump Administration religious education experts

So...this is the great jobs program that Der Dotard's administration has been promising. Prove me wrong, as dead Charlie would say.

I'll set the 2026 body count of dead American citizens at 3 whites, 9 African Americans and 22 Hispanics.

For those who don't remember the Boston Massacre or May 4, 1970 on the Kent State campus, tune in soon, to see a repeat...

No ---- on the observation about Little Mike, Madge. Funny how you are just talking about him now, days from your departure. As for that photo of you, it is startling the horses ...

Arts and culture? With that tie? The only arts junior knows are the comedic. The salesman at JC Penney who sold him that tie spotted the greater fool when young Jimbo walked his way ...

Sad to think that the only way out of the Trump dumpster fire and construction site is by getting pregnant, then not returning from maternity leave. Good luck to all the male members of the administration ...

I will end the war in Ukraine on my first day in office as your president...
--JV Pants campaign pledge for the 2028 election