I just read that someone heard that some Chinese guy bought a bag of soy chips at an airport newsstand so the folks from China are buying our agricultural products. See, success!
-Farm expert D. Trump

How many more times do I have to write this? Cryptocurrencies are vehicles for criminal activity and naked speculation only, nothing more or less. Cryptocurrencies are NOT an investment. All those who have bought into crypto will lose their money sooner or later ...

I predict that Donald Trump will lose every race in which his name appears on the ballot. I also predict that if there are elections this November the GOP will lose control of both houses of Congress, including a race or two in heavily gerrymandered districts.

This is also the time for the Dems to change their leadership in Congress. Chuck Schumer is not up to the task. Hakeem Jeffries may be, but the jury is still out ...

This is a great way to make friends with Trump voters in the construction trades in the New York metro area, said only one person ever ...

I guess Leon is getting his Trump-branded pardon a bit earlier than expected...

Headline fail. Should read
"Warren to Call for Reversal of Trump's China Chip Sales"

Fixed it. You're welcome...

Tulsi thinks the report makes her --- look big...

Just remind that one-third that Trump's goons are coming for their guns, so as to further their fascist dictatorship. The realization that Der Dotard, Drunken Jeanine Pirro and others in the administration want to take away guns is enough to whittle that 1/3 down quite a bit...

As of mid-day February 5:
-S&P 500 off 0.36% YTD
-Bloomberg Bitcoin index down 30% from three weeks ago
-Nearly no job growth
-Inflation causing the Fed to keep rates steady
-Manufacturing jobs and output down from the beginning of the Trump debacle
-Retail price inflation up
-Housing prices still elevated and stabilizing at higher levels
-Scott Bessent on Capitol Hill giving testimony that demonstrates he is in over his head as Treasury Secretary

This is a time for strong leadership, and the stooges and chuckleheads in the administration are so far out of their depth that they will provide no help to the American People, and the insane orange oaf at the top is focused on retribution, building a ballroom and avoiding places where people will boo him out of the room...

If the investigations are over and there are no more criminal cases to be filed, then the names of all but the victims can now be revealed. I'm confident this will happen in the same week as the release of the Trump tax returns...

Considering his penchant for public onanism, I'll wager the statue's subject will be frozen in 'mid-stroke' to capture the essence of the man...

Read Federalist #46, carefully. What Madison writes about is why Trump and his drunken shill Jeanine Pirro want gun ownership suppressed--too many folks out there with guns will make it harder for the fascists to take power.

Want to see a MAGA head explode? Just complement Trump to them, for getting guns out of the hands of Americans, in a manner more effective than anyone on the Left could have dreamed...

I'm glad they have 10,000+ lakes in Minnesota. Der Dotard is about to try to set the place aflame...

A gusher of money is about to start flowing to his opponent. I hope Mr. Dunn is victorious. Voters need to be represented by more than insurance salesmen, screaming housewives, grifters and closeted pedophiles...

A young man went looking for America. He couldn't find it anywhere.
-Movie poster for Easy Rider'

Of course, we know how the movie ended ...

Hot dog! More jobs down at the meat packing plant, in hotels, bussing tables, with roofers, groundskeepers and in rough carpentry for white voters in the USA! Right! Now, where all all those fine Americans who want to work hot, dangerous, dirty and sweaty jobs for $11 per hour?
--Clueless MAGA employers

Does this guy need suspenders to keep his trunks up? Asking for his next opponent...

We have no idea how we got our hands on all those Invidia chips that we have wanted for so long. Got them on Amazon, maybe?
--Chinese Red Army spokesman Sum Gui

I'm curious: how many times were Obama and Biden mentioned in the Epstein Files, and in what context? If none, perhaps the MAGAs in the crowd will point to that as either a cover-up, or indication that neither former president ran with the cool kids?

Imagine the horror Epstein felt contemplating having to party with Leon Skum. A double roofie in Musks Diet Coke would be called for ...

Well the obvious solution to this problem is to have air marshals wear face masks. They will blend right in ...

We need to investigate this situation. Who do we have to look into this problem and take action? What-we did WHAT? Well, did we save money and get rid of the woke lefties on the staff? Well, OK then. Mission accomplished ...
-Tulsi I'm intelligence' Gabbard

Remove their masks, require warrants for all apprehensions, mark all their vehicles, have all display their names and rank on their uniforms. Many of these goons will quit, and the rest will change their behavior in a twinkling ...

This buffoon probably believes the AI platform when they tell him that at the end of their session all the data is 'forgotten'. Meanwhile ICE is hassling everyday folks, when they should be dragging across the border folks like Madhu Gottumukkala, who is just another stupid criminal...

If this fat orange criminal insurrectionist and golf cheat wants $30 from me, he will have to send Ivanka and Tiffany to my house to 'collect'...