STD is so dumb he can't spell, doesn't understand grammar or punctuation, and thinks he has to use the return key when he sees himself reaching the right-hand margin.

And then he does that stupid BWAAAAA thing, which is what? Is he vomiting? Is it the pain of being hit by his mommy? What? He's laughing at us? He's laughing at the other people on this site? Aww, that's kind of pitiful.

Religion aside, a golden statue, like everything else Trump does to honor himself, is the sort of thing only a narcissistic dictator would do. Anyone want to disabuse me of that notion?

Where are all the MAGA boys to say this is Biden's fault?

Only a fool would believe anything Trump says. He's a lifelong shyster, a conman, a liar, a predator, a thief, a narcissistic sociopath. But sure ... maybe this time it'll be different.

Disgusting swine, the lot of them. Day in and day out, they prove they don't believe in the First Amendment.

I guarantee you, Trump and his family and cronies are making bank on this and many other news events. I know it's easy for MAGA to forget, but the president is supposed to be looking out for the country rather than himself. This is the most deeply compromised, traitorous regime the United States has ever had.

At least he was able to talk to the kids about how he prevented a nuclear holocaust, complain about the 2020 "rigged" election and rant about "transgender mutilization."

I thought Republicans were the law-and-order party. The party that warned of a worldwide pedophilia ring headed up by the libs.

No?

So instead, it's the party that supports pedophiles?

OK, I'm writing this down.

Typical some one does all the work, and woman takes credit for it.

#10 | POSTED BY ONEIRONAUT AT 2026-05-03 12:28 PM | FLAG:

What a stupid, sexist comment. As if she can help the fact that she's a woman whose entry won. The trainer always gets a great deal of the credit in any horse race, along with the jockey and, of course, the horse. But you're just being a dick, which is your M.O.

Twas a chilly day for the Derby here in Louisville, but at least it didn't rain. Great race, which I watched from the comfort of my family room. The first woman trainer to ever win the Derby.

This morning, I'm hearing the constant roar of private jets flying out. The rich and famous are going back home.

A friend of ours cashed a ticket for the trifecta, which paid $11,000 on a $1 bet. My daughter collected a more modest $57 on a $2 win ticket.

Yes, Hugh. I knew MAGA Republicans were depraved, but honest to God the depth to which they will go to kiss Trumps ass and destroy the country has surprised even me.

God, what lame responses by the right wingers on this thread. Nothing new there but still. Soaring grocery prices are fault of the globalists, beef-hating libs and soy boys, rather than the never-ending failures of their hero, dumpy.

Revenge and intimidation - that's all this is. Comey was not threatening anyone. The whole world knows it, and it's asinine to pretend otherwise.

Old "centrist policies" DJT is sure enough taking a radical dump on the people he claims to care about.

On topic, yikes. I mean, maybe they'll save some lives on the front line. But the speed at which we are automating everything makes me think there are many more changes ahead, and the mind reels about what new lethality emerges.

I thought it was squirrels.

I agree with DonnerBoy, a period of mandatory public service might be a good thing.

I'll give oneironaut a little credit for suggesting that public service (not necessarily military, although that should certainly be an option) might offer the benefit of letting people see outside their bubble. We do need a way to break down the barriers that divide us.

If we could make that happen along with the permanent expulsion of the demented criminal currently occupying the White House, we might actually make some progress.

What a ridiculous, clownish, sociopathic fool this president is.

It's like they want to kill us all.

We have successfully turned Canada, until recently our most reliable ally and trading partner, into an adversary. In an unstable world, creating enemies out of thin air seems like a bad idea, but it's Trump's M.O.

Minutemen - D. Boon = fIREHOSE

#8 | POSTED BY NERFHERDER AT 2026-04-19 12:33 PM | FLAG:

Funny. Glad to see I'm not the only one whose mind went there immediately.

Says the guy who swims in sewage, cuts the penis off a dead raccoon, drives around with dead bears and whale parts, goes to a tanning salon, believes vaccines are unsafe, says a worm ate part of his brain, and snorted cocaine off toilet seats.

Everything the Trump administration does is a shameful act against the best interests of our nation and against humanity.

There is no excuse too lame for those defending the most morally bankrupt human to ever walk the halls of power in this country. Witness this thread.

Where, where, where the hell is Bill?

#42 | POSTED BY SCHIFFERBRAINS AT 2026-04-13 04:58 PM | REPLY | NEWSWORTHY 1

Love the Camper Van Beethoven reference. And Moder8's follow-up. Thanks for the time travel, fellas.