Do MAGAts realize Trump could be on the verge of issuing an executive order declaring Sharia the law of the land?
#9 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis

As Dear Leader commands, they will obey. Just like the MAGAts learned to hate the FBI and love Russia.

Had to doublecheck this wasn't an Onion article. Praise be to Allah that it was not.

Also, "An Easter message from our first openly Muslim president" is just plain incorrect.

"Trump skipped the golf course on Saturday, remaining at the White House as the operation to enter Iran to find the downed airmen came together."

The sacrifices our Dear Leader Trump makes for our nation! Eight more years! Eight more years!

Hiding alone in a mountain crevice behind enemy lines, the injured American airman knew exactly what to do: survive and evade.

For more than a day, the weapons systems officer whose F-15E Strike Eagle was shot down inside Iran avoided being captured by encroaching Iranian forces. At one point, he scaled the rugged terrain to a ridgeline 7,000 feet above sea level, equipped with little more than a pistol, a communication device and a tracking beacon.

It was into the high mountains that a team of American commandos, accompanied by US aircraft dropping bombs to clear the area, swarmed to locate the officer, bringing him and themselves to safety.

Two US officials described the details of the risky operation afterward.

It involved hundreds of American military and intelligence personnel, including special operations forces who carried out the successful rescue mission, and CIA operatives who mounted a deception campaign beforehand to throw off potential Iranian captors.

And it came with multiple twists, including a pair of damaged US special operations aircraft that the US had to blow up on the ground in Iran during the operation.

Trump's 2027 budget proposal cuts non-defense spending by 10% while raising military spending by $445 billion or 42% to $1.5 trillion a year.

"Trump's New App has No Privacy Policy and Uses Russian Software"

MAGAts and GOPhers see no problem with that.

"Judge Rejects Trump's Bizarre Self Comparison to Eminem"

It's all beginning to make sense!

So much winning!

You're just like the selfish [bahstuds] who refuse to use the self-checkout at the stores.
#83 | Posted by eberly

As opposed to exceptionally selfish bahstuds who do.

@#77

Don't be using none of your fancy book-larnin around here!

"I refuse to use "cis".
#61 | Posted by BellRinger"

That's because you're a cissie!

">I literally had a huge fight with a good friend earlier this morning because she casually made a joke about trans people and I tried to explain to her that I view that as unacceptable"
[TruthHurts]

That is the least surprising thing ever.
#62 | Posted by BellRinger"

TruthHurts lives up to his name!

I wished I wouldn't have came out on the Retort. This topic would not have been so frequently posted.
#54 | Posted by LauraMohr

Maybe? But it seems to have helped swing an entire state to Trump.

There are many ways to be a man and many ways to be a woman, but you're still a man or a woman.
#36 | Posted by kwrx25

Intersex on Line 1 for you, Hermaphrodites R' Us on Line 2.
#37 | Posted by Corky

Yeah, what Corky said.

There are plenty of exceptions, assuming you're referring to males and females with man/woman.

Interesting how words don't mean what they used to mean.
#21 | Posted by donnerboy

Which brings up a point. What if instead of "women's" sports, we started calling them "female" sports. That seems like it would alleviate some of the concern that many people have with excluding trans women, since they consider trans to be "women" under the definitions that they've adopted.

Of course, some folks will claim that transgender people also changed their sex by having surgery. But like for the unfortunate fellow who had the hunting accident, I think most would disagree.

"PSA: Don't tell your adult entertainer you're deploying," Marine officer and influencer Kagan Dunlap posted on X.

"You gotta remind your folks: Don't talk to your barber about when you're deploying. Don't talk to your adult entertainer about deploying or when you're leaving, or what you're doing or dates and times and locations.

"Because they don't know any better, they're gonna post a TikTok video about it."

wow, an actual country WITH NUCLEAR WEAPONS AND THE MISSILES TO DEPLOY THEM.
Bur we aren't attacking them.wonder why?
#10 | Posted by e1g1

See DonnerBoy's discussion of Kim Chi in #9.

I don't know who she is, but apparently Kimberly reeks!

"[eff] off Jeff, you gutless coward.
#25 | Posted by LegallyYourDead"

It's like written Tourette's...

Interesting how words don't mean what they used to mean. When I got "woke" this morning I never thought there would come a day when maybe I shouldn't tell anyone.
#21 | Posted by donnerboy

Yes, words change in meaning. Sometimes by gradual evolution and adoption. Other times by public shaming and lecturing by the holier-than-thous.

So, apparently to many people a "woman" is no longer just an "adult female." Now we have to say "adult female" to capture that same meaning (although I was criticized on this very site for using the word "female" by someone who apparently spends most of their life with a large stick embedded in their posterior looking for stuff to complain at people about).

"Adult female" just rolls off the tongue, doesn't it. Totally appropriate to need multiple words to describe about fifty percent of the population.

So someone who is versed in words, like future Justice Ketanji Jackson, who has advanced beyond the pedestrian definition of "woman" should be able to articulate what that word now means. Considering it applies to about half the people walking the Earth.

In the meantime, perhaps the rest of us can get a two syllable word to express what "woman" used to mean. I suggest calling them "beaches."

"The leader of a sex-focused women's wellness company that promoted "orgasmic meditation" was sentenced Monday to nine years in federal prison"

When will this criminalization of women's bodies end!?!?

Classy! Like a great big golden mushroom!

"If you're going to be dumb enough to act like this all started on Oct 7 then there's no reason to have a discussion with you.
#32 | Posted by jpw"

Of course not. Been going on for thousands of years. That Islamic conquest involved the conquered as well.

But one of those sides was trying to make peace, and the other was trying to stop it.

If you can't acknowledge that basic fact, perhaps the simp shoe is on the other hand?