With all 4 landing ships? It's a long swim.
#6 | Posted by sitzkrieg

They're not Black, you racist!

OpEd: Why AI lies, cheats and steals

"Commerce is our goal, here. More human than human."

Saying I said something I never did, will get you on my "time out" list. I resent liars and will not communicate with them. I won't respond to you if you do it again.
#15 | Posted by BillJohnson

About five months ago, you made a reference to Trump getting "his fingers stinky," when he raped that woman in the dressing room and that it was no big deal. I asked you if there was anything Trump could do to lose your support and you said it would be when he was no longer effective.

I then said that I suspected as much, so why pretend that a rape would matter to you. And that you would support him if he Epsteined a child on the front lawn of the White House and then decapitated him/her and you said I was being "dramatic" (or something like that). Which is not a "no, I will not support him." And then someone asked me if I liked The Aristocrats.

You know you said it. I know you said it. And you still aren't denying that he would lose your support if he did that.

You can plonk me to your heart's content. It won't change who you are and what you stand for (if anything).

The Media is more angry about Trump saving a US Service Member in Iran than Biden getting 13 US Service Members killed in Afghanistan.
#38 | Posted by MSgt

It's worse than Benjamin Ghazi!

Meanwhile

Talking about the joke doesn't do it justice. Looking on Youtube I can only find references to the joke, without the audience's response. You need to heard the audience to get the full effect.

Trump Takes Credit For Taking Out Bin Laden

For a night out on the town with Jeffrey Epstein?

SNL audience cheered joke about Trump theatre assassination

Terrible!

Got anything to say about:

GOP Senators Chastise Trump Over Execution Threat Against Colleagues
Several Republican senators are chastising Donald Trump over his call to execute political enemies. Trump suggested that a group of Democrats should be punished by death after they urged U.S. service members and the intelligence community to refuse illegal orders in a video. "SEDITIOUS BEHAVIOR, punishable by DEATH!" the president wrote in an extraordinary Truth Social post, moments after designating them "traitors."

'Our Reputation may Never Recover'

Why should it?

We elected the pedo in 2016. And then doubled down a few years later, after seeing that the adjudicated rapist, 34-time convicted felon, insurrectionist, child-Epsteiner was exactly as bad as everyone warned.

Jill Stein 2028! (What's the worst that could happen?)

"Cost was likely astronomical. So what?
#12 | Posted by BillJohnson"

Well, as Hair Furor said, we can't pay for everything:

so I read just the headline and first thought....well well....the Dishonest Retort
finally gave up the attempt to hide it and went full blown commie muslim. --it would have certainly not been surprising.
#45 | Posted by shrimptacodan

And when you realized Trump actually wrote that, you went full Muslim? Because whatever Trump says or does is your command.

Explosives discovered near gas pipeline to Hungary

"I hereby cancel midterm elections!"
- Donald J[ackass] Trump

MAGA Christians call for 25th Amendment after Easter message

Assuming that this is true, literally the only part of Trump's post below that the MAGAts found unacceptable was Trump using the Arabic word for God.

"Open the [effing] Strait, you crazy [illegitimate children], or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP.""

Do MAGAts realize Trump could be on the verge of issuing an executive order declaring Sharia the law of the land?
#9 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis

As Dear Leader commands, they will obey. Just like the MAGAts learned to hate the FBI and love Russia.

Had to doublecheck this wasn't an Onion article. Praise be to Allah that it was not.

Also, "An Easter message from our first openly Muslim president" is just plain incorrect.

"Trump skipped the golf course on Saturday, remaining at the White House as the operation to enter Iran to find the downed airmen came together."

The sacrifices our Dear Leader Trump makes for our nation! Eight more years! Eight more years!

Hiding alone in a mountain crevice behind enemy lines, the injured American airman knew exactly what to do: survive and evade.

For more than a day, the weapons systems officer whose F-15E Strike Eagle was shot down inside Iran avoided being captured by encroaching Iranian forces. At one point, he scaled the rugged terrain to a ridgeline 7,000 feet above sea level, equipped with little more than a pistol, a communication device and a tracking beacon.

It was into the high mountains that a team of American commandos, accompanied by US aircraft dropping bombs to clear the area, swarmed to locate the officer, bringing him and themselves to safety.

Two US officials described the details of the risky operation afterward.

It involved hundreds of American military and intelligence personnel, including special operations forces who carried out the successful rescue mission, and CIA operatives who mounted a deception campaign beforehand to throw off potential Iranian captors.

And it came with multiple twists, including a pair of damaged US special operations aircraft that the US had to blow up on the ground in Iran during the operation.

Trump's 2027 budget proposal cuts non-defense spending by 10% while raising military spending by $445 billion or 42% to $1.5 trillion a year.

"Trump's New App has No Privacy Policy and Uses Russian Software"

MAGAts and GOPhers see no problem with that.

"Judge Rejects Trump's Bizarre Self Comparison to Eminem"

It's all beginning to make sense!

So much winning!