Anyone giving a ------- is looking to see if you're a cheater.

Is that right, clown?
#27 | POSTED BY EBERLY

That unique ability is OneTrumper's special power.

He worked in Chinese intelligence, blowing dudes to figure out which was the liar.

Is Eberly still married?

Has his marriage been destroyed by his wife discovering she's actually a lesbian?

you're closer to his type than I am.
#21 | POSTED BY ONETRUMPER

I'm not a closeted homosexual.

But you're an incel.

So.

You're correct.

Besides. Everyone knows Asians have the lowest levels of testosterone.

"Large-scale studies, including data from the PubMed and PubMed analyses, indicate that non-Hispanic Asian men, on average, have lower measured levels of total testosterone compared to Caucasian, Hispanic, and Black populations."

Womp womp!

Mashed potatoes

This is gender affirming care.

Only if you believe Hegseth to be the final authority on gender.

Which, you probably do.

You seem like the type who would idolize Hegseth.

My husband doesn't even need to do that.

Sometimes he just has to look over.

Enjoy celibacy.

Maybe if you do your chores, your wife will give you a--------.

Good lick!

Also.

Lighten up Nancy.

It's --------- joke for Turds, FartFisher and BullBringer.

Omg!

Why are you commenting on my comment?

So rude!

Service members have been instructed to lineup in a single file line and placed their dick through a hole in the wall.

Hegseth will personally conduct the tests.

He knows good seaman when he tastes it.

Anyone who thinks the South has a tight grip on racism is nuts.
#14 | POSTED BY DBT2

You'll find racism the same places you find conservatives.

Everywhere.

Democratic United States Representative gets held captive by Israelis for daring expose their genocide.

Republicans cheer it on.

Just another day in America.

Can you suck harder?
#36 | POSTED BY EBERLY

I could, but it would be painful.

It's not about how hard you suck.

It's about teeth control, tongue action and using your throat.

I can break it down more for you since it's clear the topic of the thread isn't one you're interested in.

I posted something that didn't reference you, nor did I mention your name, nor did I address you in any way.

You must believe the DR is a place for private discussions.

That what you post isn't subject to retort.

I also commented on the thread topic and after reading comments, responded to OneTrumper and you.

Cry harder.

#24 | POSTED BY EBERLY

You wanna know why everyone kicks you around?

Because you post stupid ----.

Also, if you're not as ashamed of what Trump and Republicans are currently doing to America, that's on you.

Plenty of Germans didn't support the Nazis, they just sat there and watched them destroy Germany.

Why are Americans so ashamed of themselves?
#20 | POSTED BY ONETRUMPER

Americans aren't ashamed of themselves, we're ashamed about what Donald Trump is doing to America.

Don't worry yourself about it.

Trolls only know how to troll.

You're always going to be the "open borders, liberal" moron who hates America and does nothing but post lies he reads on X.com.

Ro Khanna (D-CA) was detained by Israeli settlers armed with US-made rifles during a West Bank visit this week.

Ro Khanna, one of the two members of Congress most outspoken about releasing the Epstein files?

I wouldn't be surprised to find out Trump paid IDF to keep him detained in Israel forever.

It's incredible how much of the 36% is represented right here on the Drudge Retort.

We're lucky we get an opportunity to engage with these morons.

California bullet train anyone ?
#153 | POSTED BY SHRIMPdick

And this is why America isn't a first world nation.

We can't even build efficient, reliable public transport the rest of the world already has - Europe, China, Japan - all have the best in modern, high speed public transportation.

Meanwhile lobbyists from big oil and coal control our federal government.

socialism doesn't work.

"The total United States national debt is $39.41 trillion."

Hooray for Capitalism!

Memes have replaced his abilities to think.

Not that he was a big thinker beforehand

Article: "The worst places to live in America."

MSG: "Cuba! China!! Russia!!!"

Homeschooling has really hurt this country.

Trump needs plausible deniability so idiots like Turds can pretend Trump isn't a pedophile.

But what's really gonna screw Trump is if they find evidence that he and Epstein killed a young boy they were raping.

Socialist/Communist, until it comes to getting more money for himself:

Is this where republicans pretend they care about how money is spent?

Nothing to say for the billions Trump wastes a day.

All tears and fainting over Mamdani receiving the same salary as Eric Adams.

MAGA really are the dumbest people in America.

Talk about a DEI hire. Sheesh.
#4 | POSTED BY LAURAMOHR

DEI hires are actually qualified for the jobs they get.

This is hereditary succession.