" As a federal worker, I had to take hours long classes on cool stuff like not being able to buy my immediate boss a lunch that cost more than ten bucks. Heaven forbid I bribe him."
40 years ago, when I began doing taxes, the deductible gift limit was $25 per recipient family per year.
Today, that limit has grown to ... $25 per recipient family, per year.
Unless you're a Supreme Court justice of course, in which case there are no limits at all!!!
" ... should we kick those out of treatment too?"
Of course not.
We should educate them. And maybe pass some laws protecting their health, like they've done with several items on your list.
Your "answer" is to double down on the stupidity.