Baywatch. Oh my god.

The Dodgers and the Giants left New York in 1958. People got over it.

"Suddenly the show was at risk of becoming the wrong kind of symbol."

Yeah, when The Hoff showed up.

Lewzer can't even find plausible lie composers.

I've posted it recently, but if you've not yet enjoyed: Nina Simone, "Mississippi Goddam."

2. G7 leader cage fights. Right along with the World Cup.

Was someone going to get in the cage and beat on Qusay?

That's entertainment.

6. Kickbacks from reconstruction expenses paid to US contractors that Iran can bleed from us?

How many Americans got wealthy building hugely in Iraq after the conflict ended, and not to US benefit?

Doesn't the paragraph following the headline usually relate to the headline?

Low energy.