Krazy Rudy's explanation for why he dumped his garbage can over at Murdoch's paper " " either nobody else would take it, or if they took it, they would spend all the time they could to try to contradict it before they put it out" " is almost cruelly self-owning.

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Both funny and true. Those folks have been effective bearers and deliverers of consistently devastating messages. Of course, they didn't do it alone. Trump helped. A lot.

Another don't-count-your-eggs-before-they-hatch gem from the Trump Karmic Whiplash Collection.

Who could've possibly seen this coming?!?

The! Best! Is! Yet! To! Come!!!

Atlas has all the credit due a specialist in radiology commenting on epidemiology, kinda like a toothpick salesman telling a logger how best to harvest trees. In other words, a perfect Trumpfian match.

Graveyard shift...out-of-the-box thinking.

Probably just one of Doktor Trumpf's Coronavirus miracle cures.

Watts was fascinating to watch/hear as a student. He remains so today.

Your well-regulated militia at werk.

It appears Mr. Carrillo wasn't one of the "good people" on his side.

The Grift, she run wide and deep, Cap'n.

What Sentinel just said.

How many more Herman Cain's does Trump want?
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As many as it takes. And maybe a few more, like icing on a big, fat coronacake.

Hate to say it, but nobody's slipping that slob a Mickey: he doesn't have anyone around him with the integrity or smarts to pull it off.

Why not cut costs and use the "militia" for death squad activities? Hey, they'll work for near-free, just beer, bourbon, and crank. Trump needs some pointers from his pal Duterte.

Interested in where/how the Bloomberg $ will land in FL.

Criminal justice reform, executed (so to speak) by the uber-criminals at the top.

You've probably heard Speedy Navarro yap about "Trump time"? This is "Trump class."

From the head down, folks.

So?

Yeah.
Right.
Sure.
Okay.
Next!

(My general response to upbeat predictions based on zero evidence and little, if any, serious planning. Remember the Fat Lady: she's not done singing.)

Look at me! Over here! No, no, here!
~ Matt "Daddy, Please Pet Me" Gaetz

Herman Cain: a hard one to keep down.

" When was that written?"

According to the issue date, around the time a lot of Americans (e.g. America Firsters) thought stopping Hitler was a bad idea.

He feeds on the misery of others, like a parasite.