Nah, we need more MAGAty self-hooted fiscal watchdogs and budget balancers to reinforce the Congressional Capon Caucus.

Trump hires the needy because they practically beg to become complicit.
They are easily found, used, and replaced.
MAGA derives its strength from gathering together a mob of weak people in search of a tribe and chief.

But, the author cautions,

hating Newark airport is like hating Mondays, or splinters, or wet socks, or the inevitability of death's cold, cruel tap on the shoulder. Or air travel in general. The truth is, all airports are bad. You've heard. They are unlovely and unloved, designed to be passed through, and doomed by decades of disinvestment. They are a vortex of everything annoying: confined spaces, limited options, bad Wi-Fi, overpriced food, fluorescent lighting, other people. They are the opposite of vacation, even as they are inextricably linked to it. And they lay bare the fragility of this modern life, how easy it is for everything to go wrong"right now, especially. The worst airport isn't Atlanta, or Dallas, or Newark. The worst airport is whatever airport you are in.

I'm joking, of course. The worst airport is Newark.

Well, there goes Sutton's Law.
For MAGAts, the money clearly lies not in robbing banks but in looting the people's treasury.

The 4.2% protection is

Based on previous and current behavior, the IDF's primary job is to terrorize people. It's secondary job is to lie about it.

Thanks, MAGAts.

I'd make some cheap remark about Corey Lewandowski no longer being in the cockpit, but, surely, there are better ways to spend one's time.

"Personally, I don't know what the truth is."

Yeah, hard werk, that. Sheesh.

"The next Republican president will get the same treatment."

Night noises. First, the frogs croaking for mates in the night, then the effin peacocks, followed by the duck barage, and now the wild cry of the sad MAGAt.

As usual, a pease, moan, whine, rinse, repeat yippity-yappity.

Morning, Coriolanus ... Fox Conner, what an "influencer," eh? Born a couple of years before the Battle of the Little Bighorn, he was the great transitional bridge from "Old Army" to something different. When he worked with Pershing in WW1, the Army still had horse cavalry, and he went on to round out Eisenhower. Huge influence.

" ... known but to God."

Who gives a single dump what ICE wants?
How're the murder investigations going?
You know, the civilians they ICEd in MN?
One more time, loud and proud, ---- ICE.

Stop bogarting the bong ...

Do we know, for an actual fact, that she didn't?

"Common sense" within the penumbra of having long since lost the map, a condition seemingly required of all who transition into MAGAtry.

How many side hustles are these greasy MAGAts running, selling "access" to the possibility of presidential pardons?
And what's Trump's oily share when it comes to wetting his pockish beak?

What's the problem?
~ Tom "Bag of Ca$h" Homan

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I'm going to use "Charon don't do crypto" one of these days, ZED, and when I do it will be with a wink and nod in your direction. Great for early in the day. Thanks!

In what's left of Old Yeller's unpun mind he is Elvis, bloated, out of it, wondering whether that's the River Styx just up ahead,

"Mail-in voting means mail-in cheating ... ."

Which is probably why he does it.

That and terminal laziness.

Building Eretz Israel, one horror at a time.

Justification, other than European colonial endorsement? Ezekiel, Genesis, Exodus, Winken, Blinken, and Nod.