As for the chimps, fuhgedaboudit.

As well as looking at the abilities of a single monkey, the study also did a series of calculations based on the current global population of chimpanzees, which is roughly 200,000.

The results indicated that even if every chimp in the world was enlisted and able to type at a pace of one key per second until the end of the universe, they wouldn't even come close to typing out the Bard's works.

There would be a 5% chance that a single chimp would successfully type the word "bananas" in its own lifetime. And the probability of one chimp constructing a random sentence - such as "I chimp, therefore I am" - comes in at one in 10 million billion billion, the research indicates.

Succubus or incubus?

"Donald Trump has never had the moral compass to lead this country. But even his supporters cannot afford to ignore the signs that he may no longer have the mental faculties to lead it either. The stakes are simply too high."

Indeed.

Looks like he's on his last leg.

As a group, there's nothing in the least bit "manly" about the endlessly whiney, self-pitying Trump and his mob of supine incels, betas and those who manipulate them.

That's where you've missed the boat: there's a difference between ruling and governing. Sure, it's nuanced, but it's there.

Check with former Sec. of State Mitt Romney.

Ooooooooh, insights from an Einstein Visa winnah?
I don't really care.
Do U?

From the NYT obit:

She tended to be frank. Writing in The New York Times Magazine in 2006, she dismissed the adage about being nice to people on your way up because you'd see them again on your way down.

"Not true, really," Ms. Garr wrote. "I find that as I gently descend the ladder of fame (the same one I viciously clawed my way up), I'm meeting an entirely different set of people."

Nurse Ratched, bed check on #12 ... Paging Nurse Ratched ...

Relative is Native American and "looks looks like it."

Stereotype much?

You'd really might get a head turn with those blond-haired, blue-eyed Oklahoma Choctaws and Cherokees.

Importing Murdoch's people will kill that paper, as we know it. Indeed, probably already has.

Magical thinking really doesn't help.

Because he was asked, per the law, not to display political gear at the polling place? Arrested development on Aisle GOP.

#37
If you'd watched and listened, you'd know. But you still wouldn't have learned anything. Weird, that, eh?

In his mind, they caused his "bone spurs" - they, not he, is to blame for his fecklessness. Again, in his mind. Which is blown.

As much lipstick as you want, he's still a pig.

Salagadoola menchicka boola
Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo
Put 'em together and what have you got?
Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

"Executive time" takes precedence.

"Kill the Indian, save the man."

#19
The late, great Professor Irwin Corey would be proud.

Q. So, your economic concepts of a plan..

A. Well, she wouldn't be my first choice. But, hey, sloppy seconds, gotta go with the one you're with. Amiright or amiright? Only other thing Jeffy had on offer was a burned-out cracklehead from Escondido with a lazy eye. Not for me. Looked kinda like Tiny Tim, but better hair. Speaking of sharks, nobody knows this but the one in Jaws? Real. No, really. What a guy, hung like Mr. Magoo. They do that in Manila. Yup, roasted and toasted, flame fire not from exploding batteries. Melt in your mouth. And the way the wind rippled across the Grand Tetons. That name means Big Tetons. Heh, heh, Tetons. Whew, what a day. And speaking of the night, it's nappy time. No, not nap time. Next question or do you want to hear "YMCA" again ... and again?

Like those German generals Trump so admires, the Third Reich's judiciary swore an oath of paramount personal allegiance to Hitler. Think back on Trump's first cabinet meeting. Acquiescence is affirmation.