Probably will cancel my subscription to paramount on Colberts last Late Night. It's gonna be fun watching him eviserate Trumpy nightly for another year. But after that they can "create content" without me.

How does a company lose 40 million a year and still make billions in profits?

Bend the knee to a billionaire president and watch the profits roll in.

It's OK. As as he also had the Ten Commandments posted somewhere nearby.

Thoughtful Republicans advise that if you are in danger of being raped just put an aspirin between your knees and hold it there.

If he was a woman he could just shut that whole rape thing down. Because they have their ways you know. According to thoughtful Republicans.

He could try to get transferred to a Texas jail. Because as we know butt rape is much more illegal there.

If all else fails just do as them oh so thoughtful caring republicans also advise that if butt rape is inevitable that you relax and enjoy it. Tensing up just makes it worse.

I watched the Senate hearing with IG Horowitz. It was scathing.

#148 | POSTED BY BELLRINGER

GFY with your lies.

"Scathing" in that after years of conspiracy theories and lies and unfounded accusations by republicans and maga maroons he found NOTHING.

So ...

No, the Horowitz report debunks the "Witch Hunt" conspiracy theories on a far different level"the level of finding that a whole bunch of things alleged to have been done corruptly were, in fact, done on the level, done in compliance with policy for perfectly good reasons, or not done at all.

We need to talk more about that treasonous Obama and we need to subpoena Biden and get him to admit that he got old. Admit it Joe Biden!

Also..

"Stop talking about Trump!"

-Trump

Also..

Squirrel!

"There's really nothing inherently wrong with golf itself as a game."

I still play golf. A little. It's nice to get outdoors with friends.

But like Mark Twain once said, Golf CAN spoil a nice walk.

But pretty sure the preznit doesn't/can't walk 9 holes much less 18.

RIP brother.

Say hi to Zatoichi for us.

Did he try leeches? I hear they are still effective and approved by RFK JR.

(AKA the whale blubber sucking baby bear dumping worm brain man)

Perhaps he should try some of that speaking in tongues faith healing cure.

Thoughts and prayers baby.. you may still die of whatever you have but hey.. no deductibles!

Even you are not dumb enough to think that is true.

#117 | POSTED BY SCOTTS

Speaking of dumb liars..

Who won the 2020 Presidential election?

ITG

Look out everyone!

The Internet tough guy is off the rails again.

"Don't know if I've ever seen you describe here."

I did once as I recall .. Briefly.

Briefly again..

I was not breathing and had no pulse when paramedics arrived.

According to the paramedics it could have been for several minutes. I, of course, was completely unaware of time passing and was aware of only Nothing at the time. It was the peaceful relaxed feeling (that is so hard to describe) that I had when I recovered that sticks with me to this day.

Since the DR is not really a place to bare my soul and all my secrets I'd love to discuss it over a drink.

But you live in Florida.

So ... Odds are against me ever going there for a while.

But after that experience I can say with confidence that Nothing Matters. A lot.

How much are the millionaires and the billionaires sending?

If I had money to burn I'd send it to Stephen Colbert before I helped the mad king fill his and his billionaire buddies pockets with our hard earned money.

But I do have a few suggestions I'd like to send.

Where do I send my GFY to?

Another BlueAnon conspiracy theory meets their usual death.
#4 | Posted by ScottS

And then it became ... dun dun dun ... .

The undead.

And the only way to kill the undead is take out the head.

And we all know who that is. Because he brags tells us every day.

ain't feeling too good.

#25 | POSTED BY TFDNIHILIST

He doesn't get to go to "heaven" and then be raised again in his old rotten meat sack to live forever?

I am betting he doesn't feel a thing right now.

From my personal NDE it appears The Nothing is very peaceful and relaxing.

And what I discovered while there (actually after) is that Nothing Matters.

A lot.

Its.. It's..

Sedatious I tells ya.

What is cool is that it's interstellar.

That does not happen too often and is worth noting. As is its tremendous speed.

Re 5

It's just sensational reporting to grab your attention. Click bait.

But don't be fooled by our little garden of Eden.

It's a speck of dust in a hostile universe.

If this thing hits anything I guarantee it will be in a hostile manner. It won't be a gentle loving touch or a warm gentle hug. As far as we know (so far) it's not going to hit anything. But there is a lot of stuff out that could change it's trajectory. Most likely tho it will just zoom past us like the thousands of objects do on a regular basis.

No worries America.

We are currently clean on OPSEC.

He probably thinks ...

Maybe. But I have not seen any evidence of this yet.

There are people who actually believe that Michelle Obama was a man.

#14 | POSTED BY SENTINEL

Lost a friend because he actually believed that.

Obviously he wasn't a "good" friend.

Re 16

Beat me to it.

You think she really cares?

Maga motto:

If you can't win fairly. Cheat!

See steroids are good for you. Until they are not.

Steroids are what make you into a real man.

Trumpy should take steroids, too!

No worries.

I heard you them foreigners is gonna pay for them now. You know ... like how Mexico paid for the Great Wall of Trumpy.

Pickle Pete says "I'll drink to that!"

Pickled Pete says, "No worries!"

"We are currently clean on OPSEC!!!"