They should take more ludicrously dangerous jobs, like underwater welding.

#257 | POSTED BY SITZKRIEG

Raising humans from scratch ain't always no walk in the park bro.

The amounts of salt, filler and preservatives meeting the donnerboy nutritional recommendation is undigestible to me.

I don't recommend that diet. That was a temporary situation. When I was truly broke and on my own learning to survive.

I recommend that you do what you need to do.

I also joined the Marines. It's what I needed to do. I don't necessarily recommend that everyone join the Marines.

But you do what you need to do. That's what I did.

And now I am comfortably retired with a pension.

Do folks even know what that means anymore?

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The money transfer came 11 days after the passing of the president's One Big Beautiful Bill Act last July, which saw the federal government's budget for ICE and other immigration enforcement efforts trebled to $170bn " an amount greater than the GDP of Morocco. ...

#1 | POSTED BY LAMPLIGHTER

Since it was paid "after" the favor it's not a bribe.

It's a gratuity.

And there is no tax on tips ya'll.

Women have always worked." -Dr. Amy Newhouse.

#252 | POSTED BY SITZKRIEG

But they have rarely been paid what they are worth.

But what is also true is Elon haters always say autopilot is at fault, and I haven't seen a case where it was.

#11 | Posted by oneironaut

How does it feel to be so stupid? You are not a very good commie spyboy.

As of October 2025, there have been hundreds of nonfatal incidents involving versions of Autopilot[2] and sixty-five reported fatalities, fifty-four of which NHTSA investigations or expert testimony later verified and two that NHTSA's Office of Defect Investigations determined as happening during the engagement of Full Self-Driving (FSD) after 2022.[3]

Collectively, these cases culminated in a general recall in December 2023 of all vehicles equipped with Autopilot, which Tesla claims it resolved by an over-the-air software update. Immediately after closing its investigation in April 2024, NHTSA opened a recall query to determine the effectiveness of the recall.

My dad was a fireman. AND he worked 3 other jobs to support us.

And was still not able to afford to send any of us to college.

From my perspective ... Times haven't changed much. But the people sure have.

"You morons believe anything."

Who won the 2020 presidential election?

Am sad for those dead ducks. But they're probably terrorist ducks anyway. Sent by antifa to destroy Trumpy's pool.

Elmo is just trying to get to mars so he doesn't have to pay any taxes in America.

Because it's not dead.

They are just waiting for us to move on to the next Trumptilian catastrophe and be Overcome by Events.

They ate his toenails?

A guru is only a guru if you say he is.

She gave him authority over herself.

Weird stuff. But all cults are.

I liken it to six-man poker, with the other five folks in one room showing each other their hands.
#8 | Posted by Danforth

Yup.

If you are wondering who the patsy in that game of poker is then it's you.

My intelligence warns that Trumpy is likely to undermine the Iranian peace deal.

Can you imagine 22,000 angry drones hunting you?

The Singularity is ever closer.

Duck duck go.. and die.

"OK, now do other Trump appointees."

What are you trying to do? Send us into a deep dark depression today?

If so I will need my "medicine" first.

So, most of the Brooke Rollins dietary recommendation of a tortilla and a stalk of broccoli, but no chicken. Got it.

#231 | POSTED BY REDLIGHTROBOT

The donnerboy diet for success:

Cup o noodles(lunch) , spam and eggs(breakfast) and a number ten can of chili (dinner). On sundays you get a hotdog with your chili!

And an open window to let the farts out.

In other words you do what you got to do.

I see no path where any reasonable person could accept this government's assertions about anything in the absence of independent evidence.

#3 | POSTED BY SNOOFY

Also known as the donnerboy rule.

Nothing should be trusted coming from this corrupt administration without least two reliable outside sources.

If they came out today and told me the sky was blue I'd still not believe it until it was verified by at least two independent and well known reliable sources.

It doesn't matter what thread he is on. He is always dreaming about your behind. Usually there is a truck stop involved. You must have really nice behind.

Everything reminds him of it.

Americans are tired of this constant corruption.

Release the Algae Files!!

Don't kid yourself: it's about the nine-figure tax deduction for the "donation".

#8 | POSTED BY DANFORTH

And you can bet your bottom dollar he didn't pay no stinking "gift tax" either.

No limits?

More like the Outer Limits.

I guess a quicky or a little fingering is now out of the question.

They can't arrest the real "vandal".

But they could arrest Trumpy's "pool guy".