Dead Duck Seen in the Reflecting Pool, Two More Nearby
The two ducks that were recovered from Constitution Gardens will undergo necropsies to determine their cause of death.
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The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool has a new problem: it's reportedly starting to smell.[image or embed] -- Raw Story (@rawstory.com) 6:30 PM · Jun 22, 2026
The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool has a new problem: it's reportedly starting to smell.[image or embed]
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The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool has a new problem: it's reportedly starting to smell.
A few weeks ago the disgusting orange chomo's diapers triggered a hazmat response at the Pentagon.
#1 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-06-23 11:44 AM | Reply
Too bad it wasn't a fish wrapped in a newspaper.
#2 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-06-23 11:45 AM | Reply
Everything the cantaloupe Caligula touches is toxic to wildlife and unnatural.
#3 | Posted by morris at 2026-06-23 11:55 AM | Reply
Why did Obama do this?!
#4 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-06-23 11:59 AM | Reply | Funny: 1
Duck duck go.. and die.
#5 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-06-23 12:03 PM | Reply
Wonder why Antifa hates ducks?
#6 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-06-23 12:15 PM | Reply
The reflecting pool has really broken the Marxist Left. Who knew it would be that easy?
#7 | Posted by visitor_ at 2026-06-23 12:18 PM | Reply
For the first time in human history, autocorrect was right about "ducking."
This marks a great leap forward for AI.
Come to think of it, AI needs that water in the reflecting pool anyway.
Drain The Swamp!
#8 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-06-23 12:22 PM | Reply
;-(
#9 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2026-06-23 12:27 PM | Reply
Am sad for those dead ducks. But they're probably terrorist ducks anyway. Sent by antifa to destroy Trumpy's pool.
#10 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-06-23 12:32 PM | Reply
But they're probably terrorist ducks anyway. Sent by antifa to destroy Trumpy's pool.
#10 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-06-23 12:32 PM | Reply | Flag:
Muscovy ducks. Non-native invasive species. The environmentalist fix is culling.
#4 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-23 10:15 AM | Reply | Flag:
Environmental terrorist ducks that quite regularly destroy pools and pool deck surfaces.
#11 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-23 01:14 PM | Reply
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