Drudge Retort: The Other Side of the News
Tuesday, June 23, 2026

The two ducks that were recovered from Constitution Gardens will undergo necropsies to determine their cause of death.

More

Alternate links: Google News | Twitter

The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool has a new problem: it's reportedly starting to smell.[image or embed]

-- Raw Story (@rawstory.com) 6:30 PM · Jun 22, 2026

Comments

Admin's note: Participants in this discussion must follow the site's moderation policy. Profanity will be filtered. Abusive conduct is not allowed.

The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool has a new problem: it's reportedly starting to smell.

A few weeks ago the disgusting orange chomo's diapers triggered a hazmat response at the Pentagon.

#1 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-06-23 11:44 AM | Reply

Too bad it wasn't a fish wrapped in a newspaper.

#2 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-06-23 11:45 AM | Reply

Everything the cantaloupe Caligula touches is toxic to wildlife and unnatural.

#3 | Posted by morris at 2026-06-23 11:55 AM | Reply

Why did Obama do this?!

#4 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-06-23 11:59 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

Duck duck go.. and die.

#5 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-06-23 12:03 PM | Reply

Wonder why Antifa hates ducks?

#6 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-06-23 12:15 PM | Reply

The reflecting pool has really broken the Marxist Left. Who knew it would be that easy?

#7 | Posted by visitor_ at 2026-06-23 12:18 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

For the first time in human history, autocorrect was right about "ducking."

This marks a great leap forward for AI.

Come to think of it, AI needs that water in the reflecting pool anyway.

Drain The Swamp!

#8 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-06-23 12:22 PM | Reply

;-(

#9 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2026-06-23 12:27 PM | Reply

Am sad for those dead ducks. But they're probably terrorist ducks anyway. Sent by antifa to destroy Trumpy's pool.

#10 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-06-23 12:32 PM | Reply

But they're probably terrorist ducks anyway. Sent by antifa to destroy Trumpy's pool.

#10 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-06-23 12:32 PM | Reply | Flag:

Muscovy ducks. Non-native invasive species. The environmentalist fix is culling.

#4 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-23 10:15 AM | Reply | Flag:

Environmental terrorist ducks that quite regularly destroy pools and pool deck surfaces.

#11 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-23 01:14 PM | Reply

Why is the paint peeling off the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool? An investigation
www.scientificamerican.com

... Poor preparation and a failure to properly apply the coating may be just a few of the reasons why the Reflecting Pool's new paint job appears to be peeling off

The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool's makeover was supposed to inspire patriotism, but chunks of material peeling off the pool's surface have instead garnered more puzzlement and speculation.

President Donald Trump ordered the pool's renovation in April, and that order included painting its floor and walls blue. Yet within weeks of the work's completion, photographs and videos of floating chunks of a cerulean material that appears to have detached from the pool's walls have gone viral. This material is polyurea coating"a fast-curing and durable surface membrane that can seal in water and is often used to coat swimming pools.

We spoke to engineering and pool experts to find out what could be going wrong at the beleaguered monument.

For one, the blue material likely has no direct relation to the large algal blooms that are also plaguing the monument, according to Tim Auerhahn, chairman of the Aquatic Council. Nor is it merely a reaction to the hydrogen peroxide that the National Park Service (NPS) dumped into the water in an apparent effort to kill the algae"although that likely didn't help, either.

At this point, pinning the blame for the floating coating on any one factor would be premature, says David McFayden, CEO of the paint and coating inspection company KTA-Tator.

Auerhahn agrees: "The failure of the adhesion to the substrate of that product probably could have been caused by many factors," he says. Still, based on the videos of workers dumping hydrogen peroxide from the edges of the pool, he says that "it could have contributed to the issue, but it's probably not the only cause." The Department of the Interior, which oversees the NPS, did not respond to a request for comment.

Hydrogen peroxide can be used as a paint stripper, but the water in the pool would likely dilute it to the point that it couldn't cause the current level of damage, he adds. ...


#12 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-06-23 01:37 PM | Reply

For one, the blue material likely has no direct relation to the large algal blooms that are also plaguing the monument, according to Tim Auerhahn, chairman of the Aquatic Council. Nor is it merely a reaction to the hydrogen peroxide that the National Park Service (NPS) dumped into the water in an apparent effort to kill the algae"although that likely didn't help, either.

LIAR! A MEME TOLD ME IT WAS CUZ IT WAS BLUE!

#13 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-23 01:44 PM | Reply

Also, again, fucking muscovy ducks. One person brought them in from a friends pond because they look pretty. People started feeding them, the population exploded. They did $80,000 in direct damage to the pool and decking, and the chemical bills skyrocketed alongside that.

So, of course, the ducks have to be culled. It doesn't require a permit, they're an invasive species. The HOA claimed they needed a permit, until one of their family members got his paperwork in to create an animal control company they could no bid the contract out to.

This animal control company shows up, poisons the ducks at 1pm, and at 3pm as the elementary school kids get off the bus it is now an apocalyptic wasteland of dead and dying ducks hundreds of yards from the pond in both directions.

Corruption and Muscovy ducks are an expensive, sometimes traumatic combination.

#14 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-23 01:49 PM | Reply

More from the article in #12 ...

... Another key factor would have been how the pool's walls and floor were prepared before they were painted "American flag blue" during the renovation. The cost of that renovation, originally estimated at less than $2 million, has since ballooned to almost $15 million.

"It's actually a really specific process to add a coating like this to any basin," Auerhahn says.

When applying coats of polyurea, workers need to make sure they paint on a new coat within 24 hours, or less, of the last layer, depending on the specific type of the substance being used. That ensures the polyurea layers adhere to one another and form a solid mass, blocking water from seeping through. And different methods of application can result in stronger or weaker molecular bonds.

Given the renovation's short timeline -- around eight weeks -- it's possible the material wasn't applied adequately to prevent damage. The bottom of the pool may also have been affected by the presence of heavy equipment and trucks"and a presidential motorcade that drove through at one point"while the coating was being prepared and applied.

The decision to use polyurea in the first place will also require investigation, Auerhahn notes. "The material that you're adhering that polyurea coating to is questionable," he says. "They were adhering it to granite."

The precise material in question, Rhino Linings' Pipeliner 5000, can bond to "virtually all substrates," according to the company's commercial data sheet, but granite is not specifically listed. Rhino Linings was not the contractor that applied the coating to the Reflecting Pool. The company did not immediately respond to a request for comment.

"There's a big question mark as to whether or not there was some compatibility there for the adhesion with granite," says Auerhahn, adding that questions also remain as to how the substance might react to the high levels of ultraviolet exposure and hot temperatures of the Washington, D.C., summer. ...


#15 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-06-23 01:56 PM | Reply

More Than Just Algae Problems
Water is a component of paint stripper.
This is worse than overshocking. It's a paint prep failure.

Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-19 01:37 PM | Reply

#16 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-23 02:00 PM | Reply

You are all welcome for me bringing you this enlightenment level of pool knowledge so early on. Truly, I am a man of singular genius, as somebody who can look at the evidence of everything going wrong with a big but simple pool, and say hey, here's why the stuff going wrong with that pool really fails. Because nobody in the history of the world has worked on a pool before. It's only me, and Auerhahn in the link above.

#17 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-23 02:02 PM | Reply

Muscovy ducks. Non-native invasive species. The environmentalist fix is culling.
#4 | Posted by sitzkrieg

Environmental terrorist ducks that quite regularly destroy pools and pool deck surfaces.
#11 | POSTED BY SITZKRIEG

You'll blame anything and everything other than Trump.

The reflecting pool was fine until Trump needed to embezzle tens of millions of taxpayer dollars.

According to Trump it was a radical leftist with a box cutter.

That sound about right to you?

#18 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-06-23 02:07 PM | Reply

Anybody that thinks anything on Twitter (yeah, fuck you) is accurate is a fucking imbecile.

#19 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-06-23 02:10 PM | Reply

You are all welcome for ...

Your continued excuses for the Trump administration's failures.

#20 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-06-23 02:12 PM | Reply

Algaegate: 5 arrests

Pizzagate: 0 arrests
Maxwellgate: 0 arrests
Tribal Ritual Abusegate: 0 arrests

#21 | Posted by john_savage2 at 2026-06-23 02:13 PM | Reply

That sound about right to you?

#18 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-06-23 02:07 PM | Reply | Flag:

No, that's you reading what you want to read. I don't have to reiterate something that obvious.

#22 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-23 02:15 PM | Reply

After already condemning a no bid contract from Trump, the sketchy looking guy that owns Greenwater Services (lol @ the name), a botched resurfacing, insufficient curing time, not flushing the pipes to waste, not even trying to repair the pipes that leak an olympic swimming pool of water every 2 weeks, and trying to supershock a poor with poor circulation...

I really have to say "TRUMP DID THIS!"? Really? All of that above wasn't enough? You need affirmation on top of all that?

... grow up.

#23 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-23 02:23 PM | Reply

All I read is you covering Trump's exposed ass

#24 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-06-23 02:25 PM | Reply

If that's the case, you need to go back to school.

#25 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-23 02:27 PM | Reply

archive.is

#26 | Posted by john_savage2 at 2026-06-23 02:49 PM | Reply

The same thing happened in 2012 under Kang Obama,
>The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool reopened to the public at the end of August, after an almost two-year renovation costing $34 million. After being recently filled back up with water, it is now full of algae. Ironically, the new pool was intended to "improve the reflectivity of the water" with tinted concrete.
>
www.nbcnews.com

#27 | Posted by john_savage2 at 2026-06-23 03:14 PM | Reply

Non-native invasive species. The environmentalist fix is culling.
#4 | Posted by sitzkrieg

Invading a manmade pool in a manmade former swamp isn't exactly an environmental red flag.

White people are the most destructive non-native species this hemisphere has ever known.

I bet they even brought the ducks over.

You're right about culling.

#28 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-06-23 03:15 PM | Reply

"trying to supershock a poor"

Can we leave Republican economic policy out of this?

#29 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-06-23 03:16 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

The cost to repaint the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool has ballooned to more than $14.65 million

-so less than half the cost of the same grift by barry-o

#30 | Posted by john_savage2 at 2026-06-23 03:17 PM | Reply

"Cantaloupe Caligula"

Good shot.

#31 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-06-23 03:46 PM | Reply

I bet they even brought the ducks over.

#28 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-06-23 03:15 PM | Reply | Flag:

Exactly what happened lol. They were domesticated by indigenous people, pre-Columbus. They are native to Mexico, Central America. White people would buy them up as pets for easter and release them into the wild after. Many descend from escaped farm animals. Rich white people use them as lawn decor. The only place in the US they are not invasive habitat destroyers is the Southern tip of Texas.

#32 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-23 03:51 PM | Reply

Makes you feel bad for the NPS crew. They survived DOGE, just to get stuck in a desperate race to repair a no bid shitshow.

#33 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-23 03:54 PM | Reply

THE LATEST 2028 PRESIDENTIAL POLL.

1) Algae 32 %

2) Kamala 24 %

3) Newsom 14%

4) Mayor Pete 12 %

5) AOC 8 %

6) other 10 %

#34 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2026-06-23 04:28 PM | Reply

"a no bid...."

#33 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-23 03:54 PM | Reply | Flag:

you're either a liar or ignorant about government contracts.

I'll let you decide.

#35 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2026-06-23 04:29 PM | Reply

The same thing happened in 2012 under Kang Obama,
#27 | POSTED BY JOHN_SAVAGE2

Congress approved the funding for the 2012 Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool renovation project.

www.cbsnews.com

You should get a Trump ear diaper for your leaking cooze.

#36 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-06-23 04:30 PM | Reply

you're either a liar or ignorant about government contracts.
I'll let you decide.

#35 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2026-06-23 04:29 PM | Reply | Flag:

lol, I had to go to seminars that teach you how to get paid by the government for contracting work.

"The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool's multi-million dollar renovation became a political firestorm after the Trump administration awarded two lucrative, no-bid contracts to firms lacking a prior government contract history."

#37 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-23 04:32 PM | Reply

5) AOC 8 %

6) other 10 %

#34 | Posted by shrimptacodan

These are numbers in an actual poll.....except the algae part "officially"

but more people would take ANYONE ELSE "other" than the cute barkeep / moron.

heh heh.....heh heh....

#38 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2026-06-23 04:33 PM | Reply

#37 | Posted by sitzkrieg

okay....point taken...

.you sure it wasn't at a learing center.... lol

#39 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2026-06-23 04:34 PM | Reply

FACT !!...UNDENIABLE AND NON DEBATABLE.....

Trump has done more to clean up the nation's capitol than anyone in my lifetime.

talk to visitors about graffiti off of statues and landmarks / fountains cleaned up

and flowing and the biggest clean up.....crime in the streets.

--"this too shall....." work in the end.

#40 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2026-06-23 04:39 PM | Reply

37 | Posted by sitzkrieg

hard to believe I"m going to believe anyone here but the "no history" part...

I did not know...

tanks...

#41 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2026-06-23 04:41 PM | Reply

The following HTML tags are allowed in comments: a href, b, i, p, br, ul, ol, li and blockquote. Others will be stripped out. Participants in this discussion must follow the site's moderation policy. Profanity will be filtered. Abusive conduct is not allowed.

Anyone can join this site and make comments. To post this comment, you must sign it with your Drudge Retort username. If you can't remember your username or password, use the lost password form to request it.
Username:
Password:

Home | Breaking News | Comments | User Blogs | Stats | Back Page | RSS Feed | RSS Spec | DMCA Compliance | Privacy

Drudge Retort