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The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool has a new problem: it's reportedly starting to smell.

A few weeks ago the disgusting orange chomo's diapers triggered a hazmat response at the Pentagon.

#1 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-06-23 11:44 AM | Reply

Too bad it wasn't a fish wrapped in a newspaper.

#2 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-06-23 11:45 AM | Reply

Everything the cantaloupe Caligula touches is toxic to wildlife and unnatural.

#3 | Posted by morris at 2026-06-23 11:55 AM | Reply

Why did Obama do this?!

#4 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-06-23 11:59 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

Duck duck go.. and die.

#5 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-06-23 12:03 PM | Reply

Wonder why Antifa hates ducks?

#6 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-06-23 12:15 PM | Reply

The reflecting pool has really broken the Marxist Left. Who knew it would be that easy?

#7 | Posted by visitor_ at 2026-06-23 12:18 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

For the first time in human history, autocorrect was right about "ducking."

This marks a great leap forward for AI.

Come to think of it, AI needs that water in the reflecting pool anyway.

Drain The Swamp!

#8 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-06-23 12:22 PM | Reply

;-(

#9 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2026-06-23 12:27 PM | Reply

Am sad for those dead ducks. But they're probably terrorist ducks anyway. Sent by antifa to destroy Trumpy's pool.

#10 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-06-23 12:32 PM | Reply

But they're probably terrorist ducks anyway. Sent by antifa to destroy Trumpy's pool.

#10 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-06-23 12:32 PM | Reply | Flag:

Muscovy ducks. Non-native invasive species. The environmentalist fix is culling.

#4 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-23 10:15 AM | Reply | Flag:

Environmental terrorist ducks that quite regularly destroy pools and pool deck surfaces.

#11 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-23 01:14 PM | Reply

Why is the paint peeling off the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool? An investigation
www.scientificamerican.com

... Poor preparation and a failure to properly apply the coating may be just a few of the reasons why the Reflecting Pool's new paint job appears to be peeling off

The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool's makeover was supposed to inspire patriotism, but chunks of material peeling off the pool's surface have instead garnered more puzzlement and speculation.

President Donald Trump ordered the pool's renovation in April, and that order included painting its floor and walls blue. Yet within weeks of the work's completion, photographs and videos of floating chunks of a cerulean material that appears to have detached from the pool's walls have gone viral. This material is polyurea coating"a fast-curing and durable surface membrane that can seal in water and is often used to coat swimming pools.

We spoke to engineering and pool experts to find out what could be going wrong at the beleaguered monument.

For one, the blue material likely has no direct relation to the large algal blooms that are also plaguing the monument, according to Tim Auerhahn, chairman of the Aquatic Council. Nor is it merely a reaction to the hydrogen peroxide that the National Park Service (NPS) dumped into the water in an apparent effort to kill the algae"although that likely didn't help, either.

At this point, pinning the blame for the floating coating on any one factor would be premature, says David McFayden, CEO of the paint and coating inspection company KTA-Tator.

Auerhahn agrees: "The failure of the adhesion to the substrate of that product probably could have been caused by many factors," he says. Still, based on the videos of workers dumping hydrogen peroxide from the edges of the pool, he says that "it could have contributed to the issue, but it's probably not the only cause." The Department of the Interior, which oversees the NPS, did not respond to a request for comment.

Hydrogen peroxide can be used as a paint stripper, but the water in the pool would likely dilute it to the point that it couldn't cause the current level of damage, he adds. ...


#12 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-06-23 01:37 PM | Reply

For one, the blue material likely has no direct relation to the large algal blooms that are also plaguing the monument, according to Tim Auerhahn, chairman of the Aquatic Council. Nor is it merely a reaction to the hydrogen peroxide that the National Park Service (NPS) dumped into the water in an apparent effort to kill the algae"although that likely didn't help, either.

LIAR! A MEME TOLD ME IT WAS CUZ IT WAS BLUE!

#13 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-23 01:44 PM | Reply

Also, again, ------- muscovy ducks. One person brought them in from a friends pond because they look pretty. People started feeding them, the population exploded. They did $80,000 in direct damage to the pool and decking, and the chemical bills skyrocketed alongside that.

So, of course, the ducks have to be culled. It doesn't require a permit, they're an invasive species. The HOA claimed they needed a permit, until one of their family members got his paperwork in to create an animal control company they could no bid the contract out to.

This animal control company shows up, poisons the ducks at 1pm, and at 3pm as the elementary school kids get off the bus it is now an apocalyptic wasteland of dead and dying ducks hundreds of yards from the pond in both directions.

Corruption and Muscovy ducks are an expensive, sometimes traumatic combination.

#14 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-23 01:49 PM | Reply

More from the article in #12 ...

... Another key factor would have been how the pool's walls and floor were prepared before they were painted "American flag blue" during the renovation. The cost of that renovation, originally estimated at less than $2 million, has since ballooned to almost $15 million.

"It's actually a really specific process to add a coating like this to any basin," Auerhahn says.

When applying coats of polyurea, workers need to make sure they paint on a new coat within 24 hours, or less, of the last layer, depending on the specific type of the substance being used. That ensures the polyurea layers adhere to one another and form a solid mass, blocking water from seeping through. And different methods of application can result in stronger or weaker molecular bonds.

Given the renovation's short timeline -- around eight weeks -- it's possible the material wasn't applied adequately to prevent damage. The bottom of the pool may also have been affected by the presence of heavy equipment and trucks"and a presidential motorcade that drove through at one point"while the coating was being prepared and applied.

The decision to use polyurea in the first place will also require investigation, Auerhahn notes. "The material that you're adhering that polyurea coating to is questionable," he says. "They were adhering it to granite."

The precise material in question, Rhino Linings' Pipeliner 5000, can bond to "virtually all substrates," according to the company's commercial data sheet, but granite is not specifically listed. Rhino Linings was not the contractor that applied the coating to the Reflecting Pool. The company did not immediately respond to a request for comment.

"There's a big question mark as to whether or not there was some compatibility there for the adhesion with granite," says Auerhahn, adding that questions also remain as to how the substance might react to the high levels of ultraviolet exposure and hot temperatures of the Washington, D.C., summer. ...


#15 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-06-23 01:56 PM | Reply

More Than Just Algae Problems
Water is a component of paint stripper.
This is worse than overshocking. It's a paint prep failure.

Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-19 01:37 PM | Reply

#16 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-23 02:00 PM | Reply

You are all welcome for me bringing you this enlightenment level of pool knowledge so early on. Truly, I am a man of singular genius, as somebody who can look at the evidence of everything going wrong with a big but simple pool, and say hey, here's why the stuff going wrong with that pool really fails. Because nobody in the history of the world has worked on a pool before. It's only me, and Auerhahn in the link above.

#17 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-23 02:02 PM | Reply

Muscovy ducks. Non-native invasive species. The environmentalist fix is culling.
#4 | Posted by sitzkrieg

Environmental terrorist ducks that quite regularly destroy pools and pool deck surfaces.
#11 | POSTED BY SITZKRIEG

You'll blame anything and everything other than Trump.

The reflecting pool was fine until Trump needed to embezzle tens of millions of taxpayer dollars.

According to Trump it was a radical leftist with a box cutter.

That sound about right to you?

#18 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-06-23 02:07 PM | Reply

Anybody that thinks anything on Twitter (yeah, ---- you) is accurate is a ------- imbecile.

#19 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-06-23 02:10 PM | Reply

You are all welcome for ...

Your continued excuses for the Trump administration's failures.

#20 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-06-23 02:12 PM | Reply

Algaegate: 5 arrests

Pizzagate: 0 arrests
Maxwellgate: 0 arrests
Tribal Ritual Abusegate: 0 arrests

#21 | Posted by john_savage2 at 2026-06-23 02:13 PM | Reply

That sound about right to you?

#18 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-06-23 02:07 PM | Reply | Flag:

No, that's you reading what you want to read. I don't have to reiterate something that obvious.

#22 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-23 02:15 PM | Reply

After already condemning a no bid contract from Trump, the sketchy looking guy that owns Greenwater Services (lol @ the name), a botched resurfacing, insufficient curing time, not flushing the pipes to waste, not even trying to repair the pipes that leak an olympic swimming pool of water every 2 weeks, and trying to supershock a poor with poor circulation...

I really have to say "TRUMP DID THIS!"? Really? All of that above wasn't enough? You need affirmation on top of all that?

... grow up.

#23 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-23 02:23 PM | Reply

All I read is you covering Trump's exposed ass

#24 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-06-23 02:25 PM | Reply

If that's the case, you need to go back to school.

#25 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-23 02:27 PM | Reply

archive.is

#26 | Posted by john_savage2 at 2026-06-23 02:49 PM | Reply

The same thing happened in 2012 under Kang Obama,
>The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool reopened to the public at the end of August, after an almost two-year renovation costing $34 million. After being recently filled back up with water, it is now full of algae. Ironically, the new pool was intended to "improve the reflectivity of the water" with tinted concrete.
>
www.nbcnews.com

#27 | Posted by john_savage2 at 2026-06-23 03:14 PM | Reply

Non-native invasive species. The environmentalist fix is culling.
#4 | Posted by sitzkrieg

Invading a manmade pool in a manmade former swamp isn't exactly an environmental red flag.

White people are the most destructive non-native species this hemisphere has ever known.

I bet they even brought the ducks over.

You're right about culling.

#28 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-06-23 03:15 PM | Reply

"trying to supershock a poor"

Can we leave Republican economic policy out of this?

#29 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-06-23 03:16 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

The cost to repaint the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool has ballooned to more than $14.65 million

-so less than half the cost of the same grift by barry-o

#30 | Posted by john_savage2 at 2026-06-23 03:17 PM | Reply

"Cantaloupe Caligula"

Good shot.

#31 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-06-23 03:46 PM | Reply

I bet they even brought the ducks over.

#28 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-06-23 03:15 PM | Reply | Flag:

Exactly what happened lol. They were domesticated by indigenous people, pre-Columbus. They are native to Mexico, Central America. White people would buy them up as pets for easter and release them into the wild after. Many descend from escaped farm animals. Rich white people use them as lawn decor. The only place in the US they are not invasive habitat destroyers is the Southern tip of Texas.

#32 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-23 03:51 PM | Reply

Makes you feel bad for the NPS crew. They survived DOGE, just to get stuck in a desperate race to repair a no bid --------.

#33 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-23 03:54 PM | Reply

THE LATEST 2028 PRESIDENTIAL POLL.

1) Algae 32 %

2) Kamala 24 %

3) Newsom 14%

4) Mayor Pete 12 %

5) AOC 8 %

6) other 10 %

#34 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2026-06-23 04:28 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

"a no bid...."

#33 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-23 03:54 PM | Reply | Flag:

you're either a liar or ignorant about government contracts.

I'll let you decide.

#35 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2026-06-23 04:29 PM | Reply

The same thing happened in 2012 under Kang Obama,
#27 | POSTED BY JOHN_SAVAGE2

Congress approved the funding for the 2012 Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool renovation project.

www.cbsnews.com

You should get a Trump ear diaper for your leaking cooze.

#36 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-06-23 04:30 PM | Reply

you're either a liar or ignorant about government contracts.
I'll let you decide.

#35 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2026-06-23 04:29 PM | Reply | Flag:

lol, I had to go to seminars that teach you how to get paid by the government for contracting work.

"The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool's multi-million dollar renovation became a political firestorm after the Trump administration awarded two lucrative, no-bid contracts to firms lacking a prior government contract history."

#37 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-23 04:32 PM | Reply

5) AOC 8 %

6) other 10 %

#34 | Posted by shrimptacodan

These are numbers in an actual poll.....except the algae part "officially"

but more people would take ANYONE ELSE "other" than the cute barkeep / moron.

heh heh.....heh heh....

#38 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2026-06-23 04:33 PM | Reply

#37 | Posted by sitzkrieg

okay....point taken...

.you sure it wasn't at a learing center.... lol

#39 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2026-06-23 04:34 PM | Reply

FACT !!...UNDENIABLE AND NON DEBATABLE.....

Trump has done more to clean up the nation's capitol than anyone in my lifetime.

talk to visitors about graffiti off of statues and landmarks / fountains cleaned up

and flowing and the biggest clean up.....crime in the streets.

--"this too shall....." work in the end.

#40 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2026-06-23 04:39 PM | Reply

37 | Posted by sitzkrieg

hard to believe I"m going to believe anyone here but the "no history" part...

I did not know...

tanks...

#41 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2026-06-23 04:41 PM | Reply

.you sure it wasn't at a learing center.... lol

#39 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2026-06-23 04:34 PM | Reply | Flag:

First one was at the International Council of Air Shows. Non-profit industries are a challenging space to operate in, but if you find an interesting niche it is very rewarding.

#42 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-23 04:50 PM | Reply

I had a "niche" but it's healed.

#43 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2026-06-23 04:56 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

eh, I've heard worse dad jokes.

#44 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-23 05:25 PM | Reply

Firm Tied to Trump Donor Got No-Bid Contract to Clean Reflecting Pool NYT June 18, 2026

A business tied to a longtime supporter of President Trump was given a no-bid contract to install a water-purification system in the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool earlier this spring.

Now that work is coming under scrutiny after algae blooms have come back and turned the iconic pool in Washington a vibrant shade of green rather than the American-flag blue Mr. Trump says he chose.

The contract shows that the National Park Service bypassed the competitive-bidding process that is typically required, and gave a $1.7 million contract to the firm, Greenwater Services of Brookfield, Ohio.

Federal contracting records show that firm's ultimate owner is the J.J. Cafaro Investment Trust, led by John J. Cafaro, a donor to Mr. Trump and a neighbor to Mar-a-Lago, the president's private club in Florida. The water treatment company also listed Mr. Cafaro's Palm Beach mansion as its address in Florida corporate records, and listed his investment trust's phone number and email in Ohio lobbying records.

Mr. Cafaro, a longtime Republican donor whom Mr. Trump has described as a "fantastic man," was once involved in a high-profile bribery scandal. He has also donated to Democrats in the past, and his daughter Capri Cafaro served in the Ohio State Senate as a Democrat from 2007 to 2016.

..

#45 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2026-06-23 05:31 PM | Reply

Sitzwar: The Ducks found dead in the Reflecting Pool were Mallard Ducks, Adults and ducklings, NOT Muscovy Ducks.

An American Native Species. NOT an Exotic invasive species.

No Culling.

Protected by the Migratory Bird Treaty of 1918.

Are all of your "Facts" this Unfactual?

O' Master of War....

#46 | Posted by Effeteposer at 2026-06-23 11:38 PM | Reply

Fact: More people have been charged/arrested by the regime to coverup Trump's effing up the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool than have been charged/arrested in connection with Trump's "release" - I.e., coverup - of the Epstein Files in which his name figures prominently enough to trigger the coverup.

#47 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-06-24 04:35 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 3

Under Dummkopf Trumpf, the US is truly a banana republic.

Salute sharply and move out!

#48 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-06-24 05:00 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

#46 | Posted by Effeteposer at 2026-06-23 11:38 PM | Reply | Flag:

News & social pics are dead muscovy chicks. I've seen them by the dozens due to corruption similar to Trump's. One day maybe you'll be able to live around whytes that think they're lawn ornaments.

#49 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-24 08:57 AM | Reply

If they've added Mallards to the body count that's not surprising. Their survival rates for young go down to 10%.

^^ where's your Ducks Unlimited and Coastal Conservation Association stickers? lol

#50 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-24 09:00 AM | Reply

You don't like looking foolish.

But you do.

#51 | Posted by Effeteposer at 2026-06-24 09:25 AM | Reply

Poor Hans Landa here doesn't know there's more than 1 kind of duck.

#52 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-24 09:31 AM | Reply

All the pics I've seen are of dead ADULT Mallard ducks,one picture specifically shows a dead Female Adult Mallard.

Just Admit you're full of ----.

O' Master of War.

#53 | Posted by Effeteposer at 2026-06-24 09:31 AM | Reply

There Could be dead Muscovy ducks as well.

Absolutely.

But You said it was ALL dead Muscovys.

WRONG.

What else are you totally full of ---- about?

O' Master of War.

#54 | Posted by Effeteposer at 2026-06-24 09:34 AM | Reply

There's more to the Internet than RT. Try it. You'll find the dead muscovy chicks.

What happens to these poor ducklings is they get into the reflecting pool, then they can't get back out because of the shape. There's no ramp. The turtles them show up and drag them underwater to drown them.

#55 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-24 09:34 AM | Reply

In your native language if you prefer, cherepakhi ubivayut utok

#56 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-24 09:38 AM | Reply

Is your Real last name Trump?

Cuz' you are Allergic to Admitting that you are WRONG, WRONG WRONG.

Give it up Fella.

They are Dead Mallards.

A Protected Native Species.

Your Credibility about everything you post is Questionable at Best.

Have a nice Day.

#57 | Posted by Effeteposer at 2026-06-24 09:41 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

Tak i ne poymali tekh natsistov, a?

#58 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-24 09:44 AM | Reply

Dude,you look like a Stubborn Moron.

Do you also believe Trump's "Alternate Facts"?

Lol.

#59 | Posted by Effeteposer at 2026-06-24 09:47 AM | Reply

Byvayet i tak, i tak, no s kryakvami prikhoditsya sidet' i smotret', kak oni umirayut. A muskusnuyu utku mozhno prosto ubrat'.

#60 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-24 09:48 AM | Reply

S etogo momenta ya budu govorit' s vami tol'ko na vashem rodnom yazyke.

#61 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-24 09:49 AM | Reply

I will NEVER take Any of your "Analysis" of the Wars seriously.

You're a Clown.

It's Sad but True.

Bigly.

#62 | Posted by Effeteposer at 2026-06-24 09:49 AM | Reply

Ty nikogda etogo ne delal, tovarishch. Ty prosto bot, vystupayushchiy protiv gegemonii. Vse zaraneye znayut, kakoy spam ty opublikuyesh'. Lozh', kotoruyu ty rasprostranyayesh', " eto prosto kuram na smekh; tvoi posty toch'-v-toch' kak u odnogo moyego znakomogo moskvicha.

#63 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-24 09:55 AM | Reply

I don't understand Russian.

Or even know if that Is Russian.

I'm an American in NJ.

We have Musvovy ducks all over the place up here and those dead birds Ain't them.

Just admit you don't Know Doodly Squat.

You're a Fraud and a Dumbass.

Lol.

#64 | Posted by Effeteposer at 2026-06-24 09:59 AM | Reply

Vy " samyy nechestnyy uchastnik etogo foruma. Nikto iz N'yu-Dzhersi ne pishet tak, kak moskvich.

#65 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-24 10:04 AM | Reply

Your retorts show a desire to impress with knowledge of the Russian language.

Got Anything on the dead DUCKS?

Your whole Shtick on the DR is being a possessor of Arcane and Military Knowledge.

But you can't tell a Mallard from a Muscovy.

You can't do it, little kids can do it.

Your Slavic Tour de force doesn't make your IGNORANCE about Ducks go Away.

You know that,Right?

#66 | Posted by Effeteposer at 2026-06-24 10:12 AM | Reply

Tovarishch okhotnik na natsistov, ya by sidel v tyur'me, yesli by ubil ne tekh utok. Moye ruzh'ye umeyet razlichat'.

#67 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-24 10:18 AM | Reply

Pechal'no, chto vy ne znayete, chto v odnom i tom zhe meste mozhet obitat' boleye odnogo vida utok.

#68 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-24 10:18 AM | Reply

Slovno prisutstviye kryakv oznachayet, chto muskusnykh utok otstrelivat' ne nuzhno.

#69 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-24 10:19 AM | Reply

You're Hallucinatin'.

Get Help.

It's only a phone call away.

No Judgement, Just Help.

Call Now.

#70 | Posted by Effeteposer at 2026-06-24 10:22 AM | Reply

U vas gallyutsinatsii. Obratites' za pomoshch'yu. Dostatochno odnogo zvonka. Nikakogo osuzhdeniya, tol'ko pomoshch'. Pozvonite pryamo seychas.

#71 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-24 10:31 AM | Reply

You're gonna post to infinity without SAYING ANYTHING.

Because you are Wrong on the Facts and just Wrong Period.

Trump is your Lodestar obviously.

You show the same Incoherent Ignorance and Foolishness.

Babble Away.......

O' Master of War.

What a Sad little Clown you are.

Lol.

#72 | Posted by Effeteposer at 2026-06-24 10:37 AM | Reply

Ty mozhesh' strochit' posty do beskonechnosti, tak nichego i ne skazav po sushchestvu. Potomu chto ty oshibayesh'sya naschet faktov, da i voobshche ty prosto neprav. Tvoya putevodnaya zvezda, eto, ochevidno, Tramp. Ty demonstriruyesh' takoye zhe bessvyaznoye nevezhestvo i glupost'. Boltay dal'she... O, master voyny. Do chego zhe ty zhalkiy kloun. Lol.

#73 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-24 11:16 AM | Reply

I see that Schnitzkrieg has taken AFriend's place.

#74 | Posted by NerfHerder at 2026-06-24 11:17 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

He just, CAN'T ADMIT TO BEING WRONG.

So Trumpy,So Stupid, So Sad and Pathetic.

Will he draw a Muscovy Duck in Sharpie on the Pictures Now?

Sad.

#75 | Posted by Effeteposer at 2026-06-24 11:27 AM | Reply

He Needs the last word.

Even if it's Incomprehensible.

The Trumplike obsession with never being wrong is on full display here.

If he had just said, "Yeah, they're Mallards, Oops".

He wouldn't make himself look, So Stupid.

Being able to admit Mistakes isn't a Weakness.

The Weakness is Doubling down on Error because your EGO gets involved.

Like Trump.

And Sitzwar.

#76 | Posted by Effeteposer at 2026-06-24 11:33 AM | Reply

Yemu obyazatel'no nuzhno ostavit' posledneye slovo za soboy. Dazhe yesli ono bessmyslenno. Zdes' vo vsey krase proyavlyayetsya svoystvennaya Trampu oderzhimost', ni za chto ne priznavat' svoyu nepravotu. A ved' stoilo by prosto skazat': Da, eto kryakvy, pardon. Togda on ne vyglyadel by takim glupym. Umeniye priznavat' oshibki, eto ne slabost'. Slabost', eto uporstvovat' v zabluzhdenii iz-za sobstvennogo ego. Kak Tramp. I kak Zittsvar.

#77 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-24 11:45 AM | Reply

And the Babbling Continues......

What We have here is a man unable to accept his Limitations.

Anything he says is Suspect now.

He's a Trumplike Egomanic.

He must ALWAYS BE CORRECT.

#78 | Posted by Effeteposer at 2026-06-24 11:54 AM | Reply

I etot potok bessvyaznoy boltovni prodolzhayetsya... Pered nami chelovek, nesposobnyy priznat' sobstvennyye ogranicheniya. Teper' vso, chto on govorit, vyzyvayet somneniya. On, oderzhimyy soboy egoman'yak, napominayushchiy Trampa. On VSEGDA dolzhen byt' prav.

#79 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-24 12:04 PM | Reply

I can keep posting as long as you, Guy.

Only I do it in English, you know, the Language commonly understood on this forum.

Not in a Foreign Patois designed to impress simple people with your "Brilliance".

You're still WRONG about the Ducks.

I'm So Sorry it's so hard on you, I feel Bad hurting you So Deeply.

Do you need a Hanky?

#80 | Posted by Effeteposer at 2026-06-24 12:12 PM | Reply

I think you're giving Google Translate way too much credit.

#81 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-06-24 12:13 PM | Reply

Not sure if you're on a smart phone.

But if you highlight what he wrote, it automatically translates it for you.

#82 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-06-24 12:15 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

YA mogu prodolzhat' diskussiyu tak zhe dolgo, kak i ty, priyatel'. Tol'ko ya delayu eto po-angliyski, na yazyke, kotoryy zdes' ponimayut vse. A ne na kakom-to chuzherodnom narechii, prizvannom porazit' prostakov tvoyey "genial'nost'yu". Ty vso ravno oshibayesh'sya naschet "Daks". Mne tak zhal', chto tebe eto dayetsya s takim trudom; mne dazhe nelovko, chto ya zadel tebya tak sil'no. Platochek nuzhen?

#83 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-24 12:18 PM | Reply

Boring.

#84 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-06-24 12:20 PM | Reply

Is it actually coherent?

I can't translate on this phone.

My Dad speaks Czech. I don't know if he could understand this or not.

All in All, it's like empty fireworks.

If the Ducks aren't Muscovy's, they just, aren't.

He's Wrong on the Facts.

All the impressive babbling in Russian doesn't change him being Wrong.

Trumpy...

#85 | Posted by Effeteposer at 2026-06-24 12:20 PM | Reply

Eto voobshche svyazno? YA ne mogu perevodit' na etom telefone. Moy papa govorit po-cheshski. Ne znayu, ponyal by on eto ili net. V konechnom schete, eto kak feyyerverk "pustyshka". Yesli eto ne muskusnyye utki, to oni prosto imi i ne yavlyayutsya. On oshibayetsya v faktakh. Vsya eta vpechatlyayushchaya boltovnya po-russki ne otmenyayet togo, chto on neprav. Trampi...

#86 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-24 12:22 PM | Reply

Still Babbling?

You Go Girl!

Maybe if you babble enough those dead Ducks will Metamorphize into Muscovy Ducks by Sheer Willpower alone.

Keep on keepin' On.

Reality is waiting to be Altered by Your Desperation.

#87 | Posted by Effeteposer at 2026-06-24 12:38 PM | Reply

Vso yeshcho ne unimayesh'sya? Tak derzhat'! Mozhet, yesli budesh' boltat' dostatochno dolgo, eti dokhlyye utki siloy odnoy lish' tvoyey voli prevratyatsya v muskusnykh utok. Prodolzhay v tom zhe dukhe. Real'nost' tol'ko i zhdot, kogda tvoyo otchayaniye yeyo izmenit.

#88 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-24 12:43 PM | Reply

Effete;

He's translating your posts into Russian. For example, Sitz's 86 is your 85, in Russian.

Muscovy ducks, despite the name, are native to the America's. More Central and South America, but they are native to southern North America as well, mostly Mexico and south Texas. They're non-migratory, so they do cause problems when transplanted to northern and eastern U.S. ecosystems because they stay all year. They're popular with private ponds because they look cool and, again, don't fly away for the winter. USFWS prohibits release of Muscovy ducks into the wild outside their native range.

The photos of ducks in the reflecting pool that I've seen, live or dead, look like mallards. Doesn't mean there aren't any Muscovy's, they're pretty distinctive in color and head shape so should stand out.

#89 | Posted by El_Buscador at 2026-06-24 12:44 PM | Reply

The photos of ducks in the reflecting pool that I've seen, live or dead, look like mallards. Doesn't mean there aren't any Muscovy's, they're pretty distinctive in color and head shape so should stand out.
#89 | Posted by El_Buscador at 2026-06-24 12:44 PM | Reply | Flag:

Which will run out first, the MockEffeteBot's tokens, or Effete's bot's tokens?

The dead duckling that couldn't get out, Mallard. The two dead ones they removed from Constitution Gardens, are reported to be Muscovy. If that changes, okay.

#90 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-24 12:49 PM | Reply

We have numerous Muscovy Ducks here in NJ.

I lived in Northern Virginia for 50 years and never saw One, ever.

Not in DC either and I visited many,many,Times.

I knew Sitzwar was Full of ---- about the Ducks.

There could possibly be Muscovy Ducks in DC, no Question. But the dead ducks Aren't.

They are common in the Great Egg Harbor River here in NJ.

That is where I First encountered them.

He's really kind of a Sad, Piece of Work.

Who Knew?

Live and Learn.

#91 | Posted by Effeteposer at 2026-06-24 12:55 PM | Reply

I really don't care.

Do you?

Time to get the duck out of here.

#92 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-06-24 12:56 PM | Reply

U nas zdes', v N'yu-Dzhersi, polno muskusnykh utok. YA prozhil v Severnoy Virdzhinii 50 let i ni razu ikh tam ne videl. V Vashingtone, tozhe, khotya byval tam ochen' mnogo raz. YA znal, chto Sittsvar (Sitzwar) nes polnuyu chush' naschet etikh utok. Muskusnyye utki vpolne mogut vodit'sya v Vashingtone, sporu net. No te dokhlyye utki, ne oni. Oni chasto vstrechayutsya u nas v N'yu-Dzhersi, na reke Greyt-Egg-Kharbor. Imenno tam ya vpervyye s nimi stolknulsya. Zhalkiy on vso-taki tip. Kto by mog podumat'? Vek zhivi " vek uchis'.

#93 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-24 01:00 PM | Reply

There is an Ongoing Migratory Bird Treaty investigation, into the Deaths of these Mallard Ducks.

If they were Muscovy Ducks that would not Be the Case.

Muscovy Ducks are considered to a Nuisance Species with No Federal Protections.

Just Admit You are Wrong.

You won't Die, you know.

#94 | Posted by Effeteposer at 2026-06-24 01:02 PM | Reply

V svyazi s gibel'yu etikh kryakv vedetsya rassledovaniye na osnovanii polozheniy Dogovora o pereletnykh --------. Yesli by eto byli muskusnyye utki, takogo rassledovaniya ne provodilos' by. Muskusnyye utki schitayutsya vreditelyami i ne podlezhat zashchite na federal'nom urovne. Prosto priznay, chto ty neprav. Znayesh', ot etogo ne umirayut.

#95 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-24 01:03 PM | Reply

There is no "gash". Trump is lying.

When I set up an aquarium it always goes through an algae phase.

This is natural and subsides on it's own.

Accoding to AI:
"Hydrogen peroxide can damage certain types of plastics, especially at higher concentrations, leading to cracking or crazing. It's important to use compatible disinfectants and follow manufacturer guidelines to avoid harming the plastic."

Imo, the pool now serves two purposes:

1. Contracting grift.

2. Arrest of concerned citizens.

It also appears that the Texas Marshalls are stating the pool can be touched while National Guard are saying it cannot.

Police appear to be walking around with small pieces of the pool liner - probably to plant on "suspects".

Nobody has shown this "gash", but we do see corrosion of the plastic and dead animals. There is something else in that water besides algae.

#96 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2026-06-24 01:05 PM | Reply

This issue reminds me of how Israeli put typhoid into the Palestinian water supply.

I wonder..

#97 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2026-06-24 01:08 PM | Reply

There is an Ongoing Migratory Bird Treaty investigation

#94 | Posted by Effeteposer at 2026-06-24 01:02 PM | Reply | Flag:

I'll do this lie in english for you.

"The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service (USFW) is not currently leading the investigation, though environmental groups are urging them to intervene."

Center for Biological Diversity: Investigation Urged After Ducks Found Dead at Trump's Reflecting Pool

#98 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-24 01:12 PM | Reply

There is an Ongoing Migratory Bird Treaty investigation
#94 | Posted by Effeteposer at 2026-06-24 01:02 PM
I'll do this lie in english for you.
"The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service (USFW) is not currently leading the investigation, though environmental groups are urging them to intervene."
Center for Biological Diversity: Investigation Urged After Ducks Found Dead at Trump's Reflecting Pool
#98 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-24 01:12 PM

Sure. Autopsy will explain the cause, so the feds will not have one performed.

#99 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2026-06-24 01:17 PM | Reply

In the United States, the primary agency that enforces the Migratory Bird Treaty Act (MBTA) is the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service, which is part of the U.S. Department of the Interior.

The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service is responsible for:

Investigating violations involving protected migratory birds.
Issuing permits for activities involving migratory birds, nests, eggs, or feathers.
Conducting compliance and enforcement actions.
Working with federal prosecutors on criminal cases.

What you probably mis-read, was the Department of Energy saying they maybe plan to have an investigation, some day.

#100 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-24 01:18 PM | Reply

Sure. Autopsy will explain the cause, so the feds will not have one performed.

#99 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2026-06-24 01:17 PM | Reply | Flag:

If you want a rapid investigation shoot the mallards out of season or don't have a bird stamp.

The fed investigating the fed over a few dead ducks? ... right.

#101 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-24 01:19 PM | Reply

Mallards are covered by the Migratory Bird Treaty.

Muscovy Ducks would not be.

Whoever investigates or Not, an investigation is being considered.

Mallards Died.

Not Muscovy's.

Sitzwar: ADMIT YOU ARE WRONG.

#102 | Posted by Effeteposer at 2026-06-24 01:37 PM | Reply

Gee, I wonder if this could have had anything to do with the pool peeling? Hair Fuhrer couldn't see from the edge of the pool.
www.msn.com

#103 | Posted by morris at 2026-06-24 01:37 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

There is an Ongoing Migratory Bird Treaty investigation
#94 | Posted by Effeteposer at 2026-06-24 01:02 PM

Whoever investigates or Not, an investigation is being considered.
#102 | Posted by Effeteposer at 2026-06-24 01:37 PM | Reply | Flag:

I'm going to turn the bot back on.

#104 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-24 01:38 PM | Reply

We're okay, thanks to Aunt Daisy and Uncle Donald.
~ Huey, Dewey & Louie

#105 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-06-24 02:33 PM | Reply

www.msn.com

#103 | Posted by morris a

THANKS AGAIN......I LOVE MSN.... but as I said on the other thread....when I post

the latest about the effing lunatic running for senate in Texas and it's from MSN...

you and the others will turn 180 on that site...assuming my post using that source

stays up....

#106 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2026-06-24 02:52 PM | Reply

#106
Because you're so influential?

#107 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-06-24 02:58 PM | Reply

I KNOW WHAT "YOU PEOPLE" NEED.......

"man's camp" where men will be "trained" by women on their "masculinity"...

only costs 5 grand...

after seeing liberal women ( ? ) at no kings rallies I think maybe they could...
especially some of you with the low T level called " talarico level"

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#108 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2026-06-24 03:08 PM | Reply

Obviously the work of Antifa.
Arrests to follow.

#109 | Posted by e1g1 at 2026-06-24 03:24 PM | Reply

Take a whiff on me, that ain't no rose
Roll up yer window and hold your nose
You don't have to look and you don't have to see
'Cause you can feel it in your olfactory
You got your
Dead duck in the middle of the pool
Dead duck in the middle of the pool
Dead duck in the middle of the pool
And it's stinkin' to high heaven

#110 | Posted by lee_the_agent at 2026-06-24 03:24 PM | Reply

#109

Can't wait for discovery.

That's when TACO happens.

#111 | Posted by lee_the_agent at 2026-06-24 03:25 PM | Reply

106
Because you're so influential?

#107 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis

because I'm a loving, caring individual with empathy, sympathy and because

both MSN and I are right.

Mediabiasfactcheck.com.

#112 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2026-06-24 03:28 PM | Reply

Obviously the work of Antifa.
Arrests to follow.

#109 | Posted by e1g1

Leader of Antifa group convicted in Texas ICE facility attack sentenced to 100 years in prison

www.msn.com

I LOVE MSN....especially with report coming about low-T talerico....

#113 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2026-06-24 03:33 PM | Reply

Leader of Antifa group convicted in Texas ICE facility attack sentenced to 100 years in prison

#113 | POSTED BY SHRIMPTACODAN

These people will be pardoned.

#114 | Posted by Zed at 2026-06-24 03:55 PM | Reply

#113 | POSTED BY SHRIMPTACODAN

These people will be pardoned and then compensated.

"1.776 Billion sounds about right.

#115 | Posted by Zed at 2026-06-24 03:58 PM | Reply

113 | POSTED BY SHRIMPTACODAN

These people will be pardoned, and compensated, and some of them will be elected to public office.

#116 | Posted by Zed at 2026-06-24 03:59 PM | Reply

I tend to look at the growing tally of deceased fowl in Trump's botched aquatic "fix" as a rather apt metaphor for his entire Presidency. Dead ducks, indeed. Meanwhile, gas is pushing $6 a gallon, and the looming specter of our impending oil reserve depletion should be getting all of our attention, but instead we're wasting time fretting about what kind of poisoned duck dared croak in Trump's vanity project. Trump's a lying, incompetent ----, and it's obvious he intends to take us all with him when the Ferryman--at long last--comes to call. On brand, I have no doubt he'll try to stiff Charon with one of those worthless TrumpCo Commerative Coins.

#117 | Posted by dutch46 at 2026-06-24 05:29 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

#117 | Posted by dutch46

In which case Charon will refuse the fare and we'll have another bloated rotten corpse stinking up the reflecting pool. I wonder if even his family wants anything to do with his carcass once he's no longer of use or benefit to them.

#118 | Posted by El_Buscador at 2026-06-24 06:06 PM | Reply

Has Trump blamed "the Haitians" for killing these ducks, yet?

Has RFK collected any penises from the carcasses?

#119 | Posted by anton at 2026-06-24 06:24 PM | Reply

113 | POSTED BY SHRIMPTACODAN

These people will be pardoned, and compensated, and some of them will be elected to public office.

#116 | POSTED BY ZED

Ducking A they will. Not by Trumpy, of course, but there will be a morning after. And boy will America have a hangover after this cluster Duck.

#120 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-06-24 06:49 PM | Reply

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