113 | POSTED BY SHRIMPTACODAN

These people will be pardoned, and compensated, and some of them will be elected to public office.

#116 | POSTED BY ZED

Ducking A they will. Not by Trumpy, of course, but there will be a morning after. And boy will America have a hangover after this cluster Duck.

"I turned 8 on 8/8/88."

Uh huh. Sure you did Mr Master War Baiter.

Then I bet you turned 9 on 9/9/9

That rent is still too damn high!

#2 | POSTED BY NERFHERDER

Because Trumpy wants it that way.

Obviously.

But no arrests in the actual murder of the 84-year-old mother of Savannah Guthrie.

Heck of a job there Ka$hy.

He's full of ----.

#21 | POSTED BY EFFETEPOSER

Do not question the authority of the Master Bater O War!

Chesterton's Fence

A philosophical principle stating that you should never remove or alter an established system, rule, or tradition until you first understand exactly why it was put there in the first place.

Trumpy does not have any "philosophical principles" or any kind of principles for that matter. Much less any "understanding".

I really don't care.

Do you?

Time to get the duck out of here.

I wasn't a fan but I hope he's at peace and condolences to his loved ones.

#4 | POSTED BY BELLRINGER

Grok translation: I am not allowed to like him by direction of my cult leader but he was probably an ok family guy.

They should take more ludicrously dangerous jobs, like underwater welding.

#257 | POSTED BY SITZKRIEG

Raising humans from scratch ain't always no walk in the park bro.

The amounts of salt, filler and preservatives meeting the donnerboy nutritional recommendation is undigestible to me.

I don't recommend that diet. That was a temporary situation. When I was truly broke and on my own learning to survive.

I recommend that you do what you need to do.

I also joined the Marines. It's what I needed to do. I don't necessarily recommend that everyone join the Marines.

But you do what you need to do. That's what I did.

And now I am comfortably retired with a pension.

Do folks even know what that means anymore?

Link for 29

The money transfer came 11 days after the passing of the president's One Big Beautiful Bill Act last July, which saw the federal government's budget for ICE and other immigration enforcement efforts trebled to $170bn " an amount greater than the GDP of Morocco. ...

#1 | POSTED BY LAMPLIGHTER

Since it was paid "after" the favor it's not a bribe.

It's a gratuity.

And there is no tax on tips ya'll.

Women have always worked." -Dr. Amy Newhouse.

#252 | POSTED BY SITZKRIEG

But they have rarely been paid what they are worth.

But what is also true is Elon haters always say autopilot is at fault, and I haven't seen a case where it was.

#11 | Posted by oneironaut

How does it feel to be so stupid? You are not a very good commie spyboy.

As of October 2025, there have been hundreds of nonfatal incidents involving versions of Autopilot[2] and sixty-five reported fatalities, fifty-four of which NHTSA investigations or expert testimony later verified and two that NHTSA's Office of Defect Investigations determined as happening during the engagement of Full Self-Driving (FSD) after 2022.[3]

Collectively, these cases culminated in a general recall in December 2023 of all vehicles equipped with Autopilot, which Tesla claims it resolved by an over-the-air software update. Immediately after closing its investigation in April 2024, NHTSA opened a recall query to determine the effectiveness of the recall.

My dad was a fireman. AND he worked 3 other jobs to support us.

And was still not able to afford to send any of us to college.

From my perspective ... Times haven't changed much. But the people sure have.

"You morons believe anything."

Who won the 2020 presidential election?

Am sad for those dead ducks. But they're probably terrorist ducks anyway. Sent by antifa to destroy Trumpy's pool.

Elmo is just trying to get to mars so he doesn't have to pay any taxes in America.

Because it's not dead.

They are just waiting for us to move on to the next Trumptilian catastrophe and be Overcome by Events.

They ate his toenails?

A guru is only a guru if you say he is.

She gave him authority over herself.

Weird stuff. But all cults are.

I liken it to six-man poker, with the other five folks in one room showing each other their hands.
#8 | Posted by Danforth

Yup.

If you are wondering who the patsy in that game of poker is then it's you.

My intelligence warns that Trumpy is likely to undermine the Iranian peace deal.

Can you imagine 22,000 angry drones hunting you?

The Singularity is ever closer.

Duck duck go.. and die.

"OK, now do other Trump appointees."

What are you trying to do? Send us into a deep dark depression today?

If so I will need my "medicine" first.