Biden Covered Up Health Woes with Four Years of Booming Economy

WASHINGTON: In a bombshell report that stirred controversy on Tuesday, a prominent conspiracy theorist claimed that Joe Biden concealed his health problems by making the American economy boom for four straight years.

"Biden thought he could hide his health issues by making the U.S. economy the envy of the world," the conspiracist, Harland Dorrinson, said. "Low unemployment, a surging stock market, and a stable dollar all played their parts in the cover-up."

Strengthening NATO and bolstering relationships with allies were also key components of Biden's elaborate scheme to hide his health woes, Dorrinson said.

"Biden kept the media distracted by making the US trusted and respected around the world," he said. "Trump would never do that."

(The Borowitz Report)

Every f'n idiot knows this, but still Trump lied about it. I get why he tried; it's a way to lower the debt without cutting spending, but it was always doomed. Like a salesman, Trump knows how to promote. But, after the sale, his execution sucks. It always has. I'll be f'n joyful when this era of magical thinking is finished. Trump is a coward. Make the f'n cuts or STFU.

They vote whichever way the donors want. None of them gives a crapola what voters think. They throw you pablum like what Trump thinks of Springsteen while they pick your pocket.

"I ain't gots no medical insurance but at least I gots a shotgun that's illegal to shoot, durhoot."

A true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights and fights and then fights some more. Because surrender is death and death is for -------.

Americans are right to take it seriously.

Drama Queen

The Citizen Ship lands. The immigrant contestants make a break for it the first chance they get. The Gestapo pursues them. Immigrant contestants run into the arms of concerned groups. Lawsuits ensue. Series cancelled.

Pimp Force One is a flying nightmare

A couple of problems with your approach, BJ and you should know better:

1. 86 is a sexual position. It's not illegal for Comey to express desire for another man, even the president.

2. Comey has diplomatic immunity

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Maxwell Smart, Agent 86 was an assassin?

When did 86 ever mean murder? 86 is getting thrown out. Happens to me all the time. FFS.

People are losing their frick'n minds.

Trump and his band of pirates have been plotting this for the last 4 years. They've figured out how to circumvent the court. Congress should be pressing their constitutional will, but they make more $$$ being the opposition, especially the Democrats. Trump will get his way until Father Time intervenes. By the looks of Trump, it shouldn't be long.