Donny Felon: I am creating an efficiency department chock full of billionaires.
Magidiots: YAYYYYYYYY an end to government waste.
30 days pass
Magidiots: Why hasn't my social security check arrived? Why was my prescription denied by medicare?
*Dials medicare help line*
"Thank you for calling medicare. Your call is very important to us. Due to high call volume your estimated wait time is 7 hours and 39 minutes. Please log on and use our automated chat bot developed by X."
*Logs on*
"Why was my prescription denied"
*Was your prescription denied?*
"yes"
*I see you prescription was denied by medicare.*
"Why was it denied?"
*Your prescription was denied. Is there anything else I can help you with?*
"Yes, why was it denied?"
*Yes your prescription was denied. For only $19.99 per month you can upgrade to blue check medicare for more help with your medicare questions*
enters credit card info
*Welcome to blue check medicare, how can I help you?*
Why was my prescription denied?
*Medicare blue check sees that your prescription was denied.*
Why was it denied?
*For more assistance on your medicare issues, please call 1-800-955-1566*
Dials number.
Heavy pakistani accent "Medicare blue check, how may I help you?"
My prescription was denied, why?
"Have you tried our automated blue check chat bot?"
Yes.
"Okay then, do you have any other questions?"
I mean, really, why were they surprised?
Why?
Because they are clueless when it comes to actually doing things that matter like vetting candidates.
Elect a clown, expect a circus.