Akin to Trump, the gargantuan fascist mollusk Jabba the Hut sailed along the desert dunes of Tatooine on his luxurious, Mar-a-Lago-esque sail barge and was a prodigiously podgy pig of a creature who exuded noxious vapors and had a predilection for atrocious eating habits, sadism and psychological manipulation of the weak-minded, yet he still lived to be over 600 years old before he was brought to a rather abrupt, unceremonious end at the petite hands of a strong-willed slave woman with nothing more than her leash of chains.
Perhaps American citizens need to devote their energies to somehow convince Melania to repeatedly watch the first 30 minutes of Star Wars Episode Six and hope for divine inspiration.
Do you know what that's like to transport coke these days? You've got to deal with the ------- U.S. Navy all over the place. You've got frogmen. You got EC-2 aircraft with satellite tracking ----. You got ------- Bell 2-09 assault choppers up your ass, man. Narco traffickers are losing one out of every nine loads. It's no duck walk anymore, let me tell you.