Is Lewzer going to watch this fiasco with a periscope from the bunker?

Gullible? Schmuck? Slurper?

Spreadsheet salesman?

Why not Mars or Venus?

Even the mighty Elon has given up on a Mars base.

Special guests could pay $1.5m for UFC White House access:

Will the Strait of Hormuz be fully reopened?

I wonder how that can even happen. Would anyone believe Iran if they said it was open? No one believes Lewzer when he says it.

What if some Iranian missile shooting unit disagrees? They seem to be pretty independent from any central command structure, by design.

See? Mail-in ballots are bad.

That will depend on what happens when Bibi blows the ceasefire with a full blown air attack on Iran. Again.

Lewzer will likely fall in line pretty quick. Again.

To equate Trump with Kennedy is...

...trolling.

"There was silence on the line, and Trump joked and asked if they are still there,"

They just hit "mute", while they were laughing their guts out.

USS Photo Prop will be heading to Greenland next. Maybe they can swing by Norway while they're up that way.

Why it matters:

He wants a Nobel Peace Prize more than anything else in the world.

Alas, he can't buy one, so he will never have one.

US President Donald Trump says he has instructed negotiators "not to rush into a deal" with Iran, after earlier suggesting an agreement was close.

LOL. The man has no idea what he is doing.

I'm In Love With My Car - Queen Live in Montreal

I watched 3-5 seconds

Wow... that three times as long as it took for you to profile Tom Hanks.

"Don't let cowardly CBS executives confuse the issue. I learned from a lawyer close to the deal that Trump had decreed that Skydance Media's purchase of Paramount would not be approved unless Colbert was fired. Period."

-- journalist Jonathan Alter

Serious question.

Do they have a choice?

US is in full control of the Strait, why would the insurance companies have such an issue?

They don't believe it. Neither does anyone else.

why has shipping through the Strait been all but stopped of late?

Maritime insurance underwriters.

may result in the charging of tolls for passage through the Strait of Hormuz

Not a big obstacle. Lewzer told Panama to stop charging fees to transit the canal, and that was that.

Did they reschedule the correspondent's dinner already?

starts dancing to the Village People's "YMCA."

I wonder if Lewzer even realises that his chosen theme song may well be the gayest tune ever written?

Again? Still?

*Yawn*

The midterms will go well for Dems

Define "well".

Time wise, I thing DBT2 beat me on this one.

The Founding Daddies never allowed for someone like Lewzer to be President.

They assumed it would be someone with ethics, who was interested in the best interests of the country.

They were way wrong. On the 250th anniversary, it's the president that will be celebrated, not the country.