@#3 ... The expression is, "Monkey with a machinegun". ...
I had thought it was, "Monkey with a chain saw."
But, yeah, your version also applies.

:(
#4 | Posted by LampLighter at 2025-06-02 09:53 PM

"Monkey with a rocket company".:]

How is this much different from the gain of function continuing during the Covid 19 pandemic?

Or how vitamin D helped prevent and treat the infected?

You aren't allowed to know what medical sciences don't want you to.

That has always been the case.

I like Bono here. And I like his stuff from the 80s
#39 | Posted by hamburglar at 2025-06-03 09:13 PM

No, but they found plenty of the WA in FWA. The fact people like you are content with ignoring progress because your masters herded you well is astonishing. Is DOGE solving all of our problems? No, but it is making steps forward. Just like many of Biden's initiatives, they weren't the answer to all of our ails like liberals shopped them as but many of them at least moved the ball forward. And people just like you on the Rep side do exactly what you are doing, ignore all of the progress because your masters have groomed you so well.
How about supporting what helps the country regardless of who is actually doing it? I guess that's as much of a dream reality as the one liberals live in today.
#2 | Posted by humtake at 2025-06-03 11:32 AM | Reply | Flag:| Funny: 1

Is there a single instance of government fraud that DOGE has revealed?

Rename it the USNS John Wayne.

Hegseth is such a puny bitch, his staff must have loads of dirt already.

A Department Of Defense book tour sounds spectacular!

At least they didn't send a SWAT team to her house for a pre dawn raid with CNN present to film the whole thing. Nor did they arrest her at an airport and immediately confiscate her phone.
#2 | Posted by BellRinger at 2025-06-01 12:53 PM | Reply | Flag:| Newsworthy 1

She was abducted while she was working and sobbing.

Amazing isn't it that the Carnival Barking Pres can still get the rubes to so easily believe anything he says... Trump would have made a bigger fortune werking for PT Barnum.
#5 | Posted by Corky at 2025-05-31 09:00 PM
Still waiting for that Russian evidence that you and Adam Schiff promised us for 4 years. Or the proof that the laptop was Russian.
#36 | Posted by fishpaw at 2025-06-03 03:01 PM

Good thing that Putin doesn't have any imaginary dirt on Trump.

Is there a single instance of government fraud that DOGE has revealed?

Texas is a lawless, nationalist limb crippling this nation.

The energy magnates who parasite this nation will experience Texas justice, imo.

Thankfully, there are so many "protective" guns surrounding them.

I was forced to watch and listen to this stupity spouting out all those numbers and doing it with a straight face.
as someone says here...." facts please or something like that
where is this non citizen getting all those numbers from the US govt ?
prob ny times who writes what "you people" want to hear / not what might be true.
30,000 is a good number for him ....enough to incite outrage and incite violence but not too much for leftists stooges and punx to doubt.
#29 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2025-06-01 10:51 PM

Destroying Social Security, Meals On Wheels, pediatric cancer research, Medicade, Medicare, etc. is just fine?

Musk takes 38 billion in government subsidies, 8 million per day in government contract funding, and just received an additional 3 billion.

DOGE didn't touch the Pentagons 1.1 trillion, and there still hasn't been any successful audit.

Perhaps the fear is another 9/11 when the one successful audit by the Navy was directly hit by a jumbo jet killing only that office staff?

Precision when it matters, obfuscating it as a "cascade of incompetence".

Is there a single instance of government fraud that DOGE has revealed?

Biden passed a $400,000 subsidy that DOGE backdated and altered to $400,000,000. Isn't that fraud?

Rambles as badly as Biden.

When they cannot remain coherent it should be blatant how to respond.

These "parties" are oligarch agents, both of them.

Neither deserve votes or pity.

I hope that every single DOGE employee is incarcerated.

I do not care where they flee to or whatever name they change to.

A global manhunt sounds very appropriate.

Good for them.

Since now they ponder if they were duped the entire presidency, perhaps they will reconsider Musk's alleged automated bomb threats to tabulation centers more of a reality that bought their double-agent into power?

I still expect those bomb threats to tabulation centers was Elon Musk's doing.

#5 - Joni Ernst approved!
#6 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2025-06-01 07:06 PM

You had me at "tainted cucumber".

The Israeli just droned a boat carrying Greta Thunburg.

Why are they so afraid of humanitarian aid?

This is how you translate Schutzstaffel into Hawaiian.

Masking the identities of agents gives the entire department a very, very sinister singular identity.

Modern day Schutzstaffel.

You mean ballot initiatives like Prop 8 in California where the people voted to outlaw gay marriage and then the state elected leaders ignored their will - those authoritarians like Jerry Brown?
Or, do you ------- only whine and cry when Conservatives do it?
Also, BlueSky (aka pedophile Twitter) as your source, again?
#5 | Posted by ScottS at 2025-05-31 08:45 PM

Proposition 8 was funded by the LDS from outside of California, I remember.

I also remember an app that shown from where each donor was, quite alarming.

San Francisco is a gay mecca, and it's destruction by your "class" is historically just more bigotry on display.

Every single agenda that you support is being rejected by your own party.

While you are pointing an angry, turgid digit at all the wrong people, the Republican voters are "whining and crying" for actual Progressive legislation, bro.

"Conservative voters", once informed find Progressive ideals appealing, regardless how you feel.

Oh, presuming that SNAP isn't necessary, how do those people feed themselves?

I would expect you to gain many more opportunities to witness it firsthand.

It's hilarious how the government funds studies that claim the government giving out welfare benefits the economy.
Then some stupid programs like this are cut and they lie and claim it actually hurts the economy. If giving out welfare was somehow beneficial to the economy as they claim, then apparently everyone should just be on welfare and nobody should bother working for anything
#18 | Posted by THEBULL at 2025-05-29 09:01 PM

Sure, just plug 'em in when you've got a use for them.

People otherwise serve no purpose in your world?

To suffer as examples to the successful?

In a diminishing economic forecast under the whim of some algorithm groomed in NYC and LA what kind of coding program would you recommend looking into?

Homelessness, hunger, lack of education are all prevented by a good society, not just a functional one.

So, not yours.

Why not bury their data centers in case Teslas in the parking lot blow? Or an artificial offshore territory, maybe in orbit?

Palantir will infiltrate and complicate legal process.

This results in a total militarization of police, imo.

Zionism is a terrorist organization.

Disengage all aid. Obviously stop all funding. Remove them from accessing weapons. The simplest of behaviors hasn't been considered. Why?

Because the global "democratic nations" are led by them.

Obviously Mossad threaten to expose why.

It's impossible to consider the hundreds of thousands of Federal employees let go without that impacting the reports.

Executive hobos alongside the elderly and academics will make every bridge the most melted pot in America.

Israel has never been a good neighbor, but a deceitful, self-serving trashbin for the dregs of Judaism.

This understood, there is no good explanation for aiding this latest leg of the genocide and implicating otherwise good servicepeople to perform on behalf of a Zionist agenda.

It's not just poor planning, it's burning all bridges.

Trump, Nethanyahu and Putin are all untrustworthy, all sociopath, destroying each of their respective societies.