Must have been a suicide. The only thing that could kill Chuck Norris is if he gave himself a roundhouse kick to the head.

"Damn, Jeff/Bill,
do you have to effing lie about EVERYTHING?"

As far as I can tell, the only reason some of these people post here is because they think they're doing a clever parody of how they perceive "liberals", that they're somehow pwning them by illustrating their "hypocwithy"; but in effect they're acting exactly the regular posters that they loathe. Ditto to many of the partisans on the left here who only exist react to "the other side".

"So yeah, old white dudes, you're good in your black sweats. Until you show up to the riot and throw mortar fireworks at police. That won't go well for you."

People who engage in violence should have the book thrown at them for those acts, but adding on a bogus charge for wearing black is at least as dubious as many of the enhanced 'hate crime' charges that real conservatives have always decried.

No matter which way it's going, the pendulum always swings in the direction of stupid. A pox on all your partisan houses.

Misleading headline. I was expecting something much more gruesome before I opened the thread.

This is just basically the contemporary version of saying "it's the computer's fault" to avoid taking any human responsibility.

They're going to need the chairs to debate Invisible Obama at the next convention.

A very odd question for a reporter to ask. Was there more context?

"Damn it Nixon. I just snorted hot coffee all over my t-shirt."

The funny thing is you weren't even drinking coffee, nor wearing a t-shirt.

"We're beginning to get the American people to think that deporting people is wrong. It's the exact opposite," Tillis told Noem during a Senate Judiciary Committee hearing earlier this week.

"The way you're going about deporting them is wrong, the fact that you can't admit to a mistake, which looks like under investigation, it's going to prove that Ms. Good and Mr. Pretti probably should not have been shot in the face and in the back," he said.