Chuck Norris Dies
Chuck Norris -- the famed martial artist and actor in films like "The Delta Force" and "Missing in Action" -- is dead ... TMZ has learned.
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Chuck Norris, prolific action star and martial arts champion, dies aged 86[image or embed] -- The Guardian (@theguardian.com) Mar 20, 2026 at 10:20 AM
Chuck Norris, prolific action star and martial arts champion, dies aged 86[image or embed]
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Must have been a suicide. The only thing that could kill Chuck Norris is if he gave himself a roundhouse kick to the head.
#1 | Posted by sentinel at 2026-03-20 12:24 PM | Reply | Funny: 2
I was thinking about posting this news but thought better of it.
I wouldn't want to sully his name by putting info here at the home
of dishonest sociopaths.
#2 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2026-03-20 01:48 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
Chuck Norris told a woman to calm down and she did.
#3 | Posted by oneironaut at 2026-03-20 05:24 PM | Reply
What's going to happen to all the clickbait showing him 30 years younger and touting his great health?
#4 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-03-20 05:29 PM | Reply
#2 | Posted by shrimptacodan
Sully his name?
What's with right wingers worshipping the biggest morons?
#5 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2026-03-20 06:24 PM | Reply
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