Sitzkrieg would have gunned him down with an AR-15, but he's old school.

#3 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-07-30 05:19 PM | Reply

Let one of the parents do it. You'll find a volunteer.

And speaking of Texas, 1 gram of thc-a is now a 2 year felony.

Because Silver Eagle Distributing bankrolls Republicans, and alcohol sales were massively impacted when you can just buy a preroll at a gas station. Cant have freedom in Texas when campaign donations are on the line.

First few years in my life in Texas where it feels like the current government actively hates most people that live here.

And corky thats an age joke. If you arent an over 65 retiree I would be surprised. I have a good 20 years to go if I am fortunate.

Talarico is an empty suit. He's also bought and paid for just like Dan Crenshaw was. I posted the links so you clowns could follow the money, but you simply made excuses for him.

#12 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2026-07-31 11:06 AM | Reply

Oh god, a trail that leads to ... MEEEEE!!

Even I donate to Talarico.

This election is Mr. Rogers vs the most obnoxious crooks the Republicans have in office anywhere.

Doing something almost thirty years ago, that didnt survive 9/11 fallout, doesn't make us the balanced budget party. This is the spend X on debt, get it 100x back party.

Still a step up from spend X and say ------ party. But not a serious one.

None of us can afford groceries. None of us can afford gas. None of us can afford healthcare.

#6 | Posted by Corky at 2026-07-30 12:48 PM | Reply

You dont need that level of hyperbole. You are not starving. You are on Medicaire.

I am all for the modest increase in income bumping the 1% back to 40% effective. Unfortunately, a modest increase in income doesn't fix a massive spending addiction.

Saudi arabia has joined the list of countries launching airstrikes into Iran.

Word from a reliable friends who's better at following conflicts than I am, we have 100+ tankers now parked in Israel. Closing in on 25% of the entire tanker fleet deployed to the region.

Sounds about right for white Texas... many of whom don't know any black or brown people unless they are waiting their tables.
#5 | Posted by Corky at 2026-07-28 02:21 PM | Reply

That's good comedy. I went from the diverse utopia of Houston with its 140+ languages and cultures, to Branson, MO the "Christian Vegas" 2 weeks ago.

When you leave Texas and go to other red states it's a real culture shock of how white they are. Queso? No, cheese sauce...

The Falcon 1 landed where?
Mars is a pipe dream for morons like you.

#62 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-07-29 04:04 PM | Reply

Oh how terrible. I forgot they called the original test articlez grasshopper. Now go take your antidepressants.

Republicans fell in love when Falcon 1 landed and it was on to Mars. Didnt have to love EVs.

If you wanted real analysis of Tesla as a car company, you had to follow r/RealTesla

Which was heavily harassed by TeslaStans.

Liberals heartily drank in all his nonsense without a single critical thought. All of it. Front page here continually. Back when Tesla couldnt stop setting their paint booth on fire.

The change came with Covid, when he had to battle the Bluest state to keep his Tesla factory open. Fremont is still open making 3s and Ys.

7000lbs GWVR or whatever the acryonym is, trailerable, so dual axle, that's a 24' or so ski boat, wake boat, something like that.

What kind of busted ass lake are you going to that puts your trailer 3 miles from the ramp?

I'm 3 miles from my marina. Will it tow a 7000 lb boat 3 miles and an empty 1500 lb trailer another 3 miles? Electric vehichles are perfect for some use cases.

#43 | Posted by visitor_ at 2026-07-29 01:10 AM | Reply | Flag:

Who's parking their trailer 3 miles from the launch? Why are you having to tie up, then drive 3 miles away to get your trailer, then drive 3 miles back? That's the least efficient boat ramp I've ever heard of. What kind of boating is that?

That might be a bit optimistic that there is a way out. The revolutionary guard has to agree its over. There's currently no reason for them too.

The torque of an F450 and the trailer hitch of a 4runner.. definitely sounds like it's built for longevity.

All the torque, none of the range. Perfect for towing a raptor engine from one building to the next. Terrible for taking a small boat anywhere regionally, really terrible dragging around an enclosed trailer.

But by all means, go to bat for the murdering pedo rapist. Not a wierd hill to die on at all.

Thats some pathetic moral equivalence snoof, even for you.

"Duckett was convicted of raping and drowning 11-year-old Teresa McAbee while he was working as a police officer in central Florida in 1987."

Should have raped and drowned him, but I'm a meanie.

and it's always the same repackage, take something efficient like a train or a bus, and instead of seating 80, turn it into 80 independent pods, make it electric. You'll be the next genius in Popular Mechanics.

#19
Who knows, some of that may come about but one thing's for certain: it made for some hilarious reading. Thanks!

#21 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-07-28 03:28 PM | Reply | Flag:

While it's all absurd for a production vehicle, it's at least theoretically possible. Even the rocket thruster according to Rimac's engineers.

There's so much there. The battery swap scam? He faked a tech demo and Cali paid up.

Hyperloop...

All he had to make was a decent electric SUV and not be psycho, but you could see it coming way off by the way he treats his critics.

I would love to see some of the market research Musk's drones performed in order to give this t#rd of a vehicle the go-ahead. Videos of the "team's" discussions could prove a real hoot.

#17 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-07-28 03:06 PM | Reply

Elon is the product manager from hell. The CT that was promised was $40k, had 500 miles of range, and was indestructible. Four wheel crab walking, 360 tank turn, bulletproof glass, integrated tailgate ramp, and it was also a boat.

The next Roadster would fly. It would literally fly on SpaceX cold gas thrusters, and it would have F1 like acceleration and cornering by using these thrusters to both launch from zero and keep you on the road. The long promised Tesla hypercar is vaporware.

The Tesla Semi, people pumping the stock claim is supposed to be at a 15,000 delivery annual production rate this year. The total population of Tesla semis is somewhere between 140 to 200 units.