Folsom couple searches for runaway golden pheasant

Tuesday, August 06, 2024

Boaz, a 2-year-old golden pheasant, escaped Wednesday from Rick and Mary Clark's backyard after dogs broke in and chewed through the bird's cage wiring.

Posted by Tor at 01:50 AM | 8 COMMENTS | permalink

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What a fowl story.

#1 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2024-08-06 10:53 AM

Legally speaking this article is the worst

#2 | Posted by Tor at 2024-08-06 02:48 PM

I can't believe I wasted a click to read that.

#3 | Posted by Whatsleft at 2024-08-06 03:25 PM

I feel enlightened, really learned what makes Boaz tick:

"I don't think we're going to be able to catch him until night," Rick Clark said. "(He) can't see well at night."

"He's cool as long as you don't, like, chase him," Rick Clark said. "He'll let you get near him, but not that close."

"He's been in some beautiful backyards."

#4 | Posted by censored at 2024-08-06 04:09 PM

They showed up with a net ready to bring him home, the couple said. By the time they arrived, Boaz was reportedly in the yard of a house behind the initial caller. The Clarks said they went around the block and rang the doorbell, but nobody answered.

LOL. I didn't know what to expect when clicking the article, but it was a fun read of one neighborhood's current events.

#5 | Posted by GOnoles92 at 2024-08-06 06:34 PM

HEADLINE WAS ACCURATE.

FFS.

Lighten up, Francis.

#6 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2024-08-06 08:30 PM

From now on whatever he writes just respond with: yeah well you're a pheasant.

#7 | Posted by Tor at 2024-08-07 01:11 AM

I'm surprised roger knows where folsom is.

#8 | Posted by Tor at 2024-08-08 06:01 PM

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