Sunday, October 20, 2024

Trump Talking About Arnold Palmer's Private Parts is Just Weird

"This is a guy that was all man," Trump said. "He took showers with the other pros, they came out of there, they said, Oh my God, that's unbelievable.' I had to say it."

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I could be wrong, but I feel like this is probably the first time the size of a professional golfer's schlong has been raised by a presidential nominee.

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His putter doesn't go very far.

#1 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2024-10-19 08:20 PM

Trump used to have two brain cells, until he shot a hole in one.

#2 | Posted by cbob at 2024-10-19 08:29 PM

...until he shot a hole in one.

He says he has shot 7 holes in one.

#3 | Posted by REDIAL at 2024-10-19 08:47 PM

He says he has shot 7 holes in one.

#3 | POSTED BY REDIAL AT 2024-10-19 08:47 PM | FLAG:

I understand he also received an award for best golfer at the golf course that he owns.

#4 | Posted by cbob at 2024-10-19 08:54 PM

I understand he also received an award for best golfer at the golf course that he owns.

Yes. He's won tournaments at his courses that he never even attended.

#5 | Posted by REDIAL at 2024-10-19 08:57 PM

Is this Reek's cocktober surprise?

#6 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2024-10-19 09:26 PM

#6 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2024-10-19 09:26 PM

During an appearance on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson, Arnold Palmer's wife was talking about her husband's amazing career.

Carson asked Mrs. Palmer, What do you do to give your husband good luck before a game?

To which Mrs. Palmer replied, I kiss his balls.

Without missing a beat, Carson replied, I bet that makes his putter flutter!

Mrs. Palmer never appeared on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson again.

#7 | Posted by Hans at 2024-10-19 09:48 PM

Gaaaaaaayyyyyyy!!!!!!!!

#8 | Posted by Tor at 2024-10-19 10:34 PM

#7 | Posted by Hans

I kinda doubt that is true.

#9 | Posted by REDIAL at 2024-10-19 10:58 PM

I remembered seeing it happen live... and then years later read that it was an urban legend and had never happened.

wtf?

The only difference is I remembered Carson saying, "I bet that makes his putter straight".

#10 | Posted by Corky at 2024-10-19 11:05 PM

wtf?

Beats me. I just think Palmer's wife would be an odd guest for Carson.

#11 | Posted by REDIAL at 2024-10-19 11:13 PM

www.snopes.com

#12 | Posted by Corky at 2024-10-19 11:20 PM

The dick obsession with tiny pud is...weird.

#13 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2024-10-19 11:51 PM

Trump is demented.

#14 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2024-10-20 12:00 AM

Don't forget TFG was the only one to ever bring up the size of his wiener in a presidential debate.

#15 | Posted by TFDNihilist at 2024-10-20 12:40 AM

Trump is definitely a peener peeper kinda freak. How could he not be, zeta male trying to fake alpha?

#16 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2024-10-20 06:03 AM

A day doesn't go by when some MAGAt politician somewhere isn't obsessing about human genitalia.

Ya'll are weird.

#17 | Posted by anton at 2024-10-20 08:48 AM

I love HuffPost's headline about this:

TRUMP SCHWING STATE STRATEGY
Lololololol .... Party on dude!

#18 | Posted by tonyroma at 2024-10-20 09:17 AM

#18

That's freakin' hilarious.

#19 | Posted by anton at 2024-10-20 09:34 AM

Anyone who doesn't admit that Donald Trump is mentally deficient at this point is a simple hack.

#20 | Posted by Zed at 2024-10-20 10:21 AM

Many posters here haver seen a loved one become sexually inappropriate due to advancing dementia.

You Republicans are cruel sumbitches to see Trump humiliate himself in public and not demand that he get help.

#21 | Posted by Zed at 2024-10-20 11:00 AM

Wtf is the deal with tiny mushroom boy's fascination with other men's junk? So weird!

#22 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2024-10-20 01:46 PM

"But don't call me weird!"

- Demented elderly golfer

#23 | Posted by Nixon at 2024-10-20 06:23 PM

DonOLD Trump has a bad case of penis envy:

x.com

#24 | Posted by Gal_Tuesday at 2024-10-20 06:25 PM

Rolling Rock used to be brewed in Latrobe.

#25 | Posted by visitor_ at 2024-10-20 09:57 PM

Rocking out to the village people and fantasizing about Arnold Palmer's one eyed willy. Huh.

#26 | Posted by dibblda at 2024-10-21 12:50 AM

Stormy Daniels says the demented orange pedo is no Arnold Palmer.

#27 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2024-10-21 10:25 AM

Donald Trump talks about what he, most probably, likes.

Past remarks:
1. At Trump rallies he has said something about going down into the audience and "kissing the men and beautiful women." It's interesting that men get first mention.
2. Trump has said men like looking at his beautiful body. Trump specifically mentioned Ronny Jackson, his White House doctor.
3. Trump has bragged many, many times about his beautiful body and how good he looks. Didn't he recently make a comment displaying himself at the beach?
4. He openly admires bodies of other men.

There are likely other examples that don't come to mind immediately.

IMO, Trump is clearly bisexual and banging on the closet door.

#28 | Posted by Hickory at 2024-10-21 10:52 AM

Republicans spend more time thinking about penises than my urologist.

#29 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2024-10-21 12:05 PM

#9 Redial It is true and has been shown on numerous clips of the show.

#30 | Posted by Ronnie68 at 2024-10-21 12:52 PM

Redial It is true and has been shown on numerous clips of the show.

Ok. I was unable to find such a clip.

#31 | Posted by REDIAL at 2024-10-21 12:54 PM

Yuck, just yuck.

Tor, oh hell no. We do not want Trump, he is one of yours.

Hickory, his sexuality or tiny one (erp - sorry threw up a little) is not the real issue. Its his lack of judgement/control that is concerning, not whether or not he likes ----.

#32 | Posted by Killjoy at 2024-10-21 04:49 PM

Hello Killjoy, I hope your stomach has settled by now.

People are dancing around exactly why Trump is making these types of comments. I have no idea why he does make these comments but based on observations of family members and others that had dementia, his possible onset of dementia may be stripping away his control and inhibitions. Also, what concerns me is the possibility that Putin's kompromat may be tapes of Trump with men, not women, based on these types of public comments he makes.

#33 | Posted by Hickory at 2024-10-21 05:23 PM

@#33 ... based on these types of public comments he makes. ....

Like fmr Pres Trump's apparent fascination with the Village People song, Y.M.C.A.?


#34 | Posted by LampLighter at 2024-10-21 05:39 PM

Did you ever think that Dotard might really be a self-hating homosexual? Rape is a crime of violence, so what he is doing to his victims is violence not sex. His inability to commit to one woman, ultimately striking what is obviously a financial contract with a former nude model to be his beard is tellig. The way he talks about other men, especially those he admires like like Putin and Xi, it's very homoerotic. His utter joy in telling a story about another man's pud. His double handyJ dance to the gayest song of all time, like he's getting two men to give him a pearl necklace. His NFTs are incredibly gay, like he's dressing up to be one of the Village People. The greatest influence of his young adult life was Roy Cohen, who was very gay. He chooses as his running mate another gay man who doesn't even claim responsibility for what are alleged to be his children. It's ironic how much MAGA hate LGBTQ folks, especially when their leader and his second are probably as gay as can be.

#35 | Posted by _Gunslinger_ at 2024-10-21 07:02 PM

#36 - don't forget his his love of beauty pageants. Many of the gay men I know are crazy for them.

#36 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2024-10-21 10:37 PM

So 'knobby small hands' is shopping for a new Pee Pee.
This explains a lot of his irrational anger...

#37 | Posted by earthmuse at 2024-10-22 11:24 AM

"People are dancing around exactly why Trump is making these types of comments. I have no idea why he does make these comments but based on observations of family members and others that had dementia, his possible onset of dementia may be stripping away his control and inhibitions. Also, what concerns me is the possibility that Putin's kompromat may be tapes of Trump with men, not women, based on these types of public comments he makes."

What each person really has to come to terms with is do they care more about someone who says stupid things running our country or someone who has to have canned questions, major media outlets editing their answers, etc. leading our country. Word salads and being incapable of responding on the fly is something world leaders will not be able to look past, which ruins our clout. On the same page, someone saying stupid things also ruins our clout. So it's a bad choice either way. However, Trump has a clear track record of actually having good relations with other world leaders on a global scale (peace treaties in the ME anyone?)

So, making up dementia rumors means absolutely nothing. Well, it does mean one thing, people making them up have a low IQ and can't accept reality. Other than that though, the decision is yours.

#38 | Posted by humtake at 2024-10-22 12:46 PM

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