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Sunday, October 20, 2024

"This is a guy that was all man," Trump said. "He took showers with the other pros, they came out of there, they said, Oh my God, that's unbelievable.' I had to say it."

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I could be wrong, but I feel like this is probably the first time the size of a professional golfer's schlong has been raised by a presidential nominee.

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His putter doesn't go very far.

#1 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2024-10-19 08:20 PM | Reply

Trump used to have two brain cells, until he shot a hole in one.

#2 | Posted by cbob at 2024-10-19 08:29 PM | Reply

...until he shot a hole in one.

He says he has shot 7 holes in one.

#3 | Posted by REDIAL at 2024-10-19 08:47 PM | Reply

He says he has shot 7 holes in one.

#3 | POSTED BY REDIAL AT 2024-10-19 08:47 PM | FLAG:

I understand he also received an award for best golfer at the golf course that he owns.

#4 | Posted by cbob at 2024-10-19 08:54 PM | Reply

I understand he also received an award for best golfer at the golf course that he owns.

Yes. He's won tournaments at his courses that he never even attended.

#5 | Posted by REDIAL at 2024-10-19 08:57 PM | Reply

Is this Reek's cocktober surprise?

#6 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2024-10-19 09:26 PM | Reply

#6 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2024-10-19 09:26 PM

During an appearance on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson, Arnold Palmer's wife was talking about her husband's amazing career.

Carson asked Mrs. Palmer, What do you do to give your husband good luck before a game?

To which Mrs. Palmer replied, I kiss his balls.

Without missing a beat, Carson replied, I bet that makes his putter flutter!

Mrs. Palmer never appeared on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson again.

#7 | Posted by Hans at 2024-10-19 09:48 PM | Reply

Gaaaaaaayyyyyyy!!!!!!!!

#8 | Posted by Tor at 2024-10-19 10:34 PM | Reply

#7 | Posted by Hans

I kinda doubt that is true.

#9 | Posted by REDIAL at 2024-10-19 10:58 PM | Reply

I remembered seeing it happen live... and then years later read that it was an urban legend and had never happened.

wtf?

The only difference is I remembered Carson saying, "I bet that makes his putter straight".

#10 | Posted by Corky at 2024-10-19 11:05 PM | Reply

wtf?

Beats me. I just think Palmer's wife would be an odd guest for Carson.

#11 | Posted by REDIAL at 2024-10-19 11:13 PM | Reply

www.snopes.com

#12 | Posted by Corky at 2024-10-19 11:20 PM | Reply

The dick obsession with tiny pud is...weird.

#13 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2024-10-19 11:51 PM | Reply

Trump is demented.

#14 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2024-10-20 12:00 AM | Reply

Don't forget TFG was the only one to ever bring up the size of his wiener in a presidential debate.

#15 | Posted by TFDNihilist at 2024-10-20 12:40 AM | Reply

Trump is definitely a peener peeper kinda freak. How could he not be, zeta male trying to fake alpha?

#16 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2024-10-20 06:03 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

A day doesn't go by when some MAGAt politician somewhere isn't obsessing about human genitalia.

Ya'll are weird.

#17 | Posted by anton at 2024-10-20 08:48 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

I love HuffPost's headline about this:

TRUMP SCHWING STATE STRATEGY
Lololololol .... Party on dude!

#18 | Posted by tonyroma at 2024-10-20 09:17 AM | Reply | Funny: 3

#18

That's freakin' hilarious.

#19 | Posted by anton at 2024-10-20 09:34 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Anyone who doesn't admit that Donald Trump is mentally deficient at this point is a simple hack.

#20 | Posted by Zed at 2024-10-20 10:21 AM | Reply

Many posters here haver seen a loved one become sexually inappropriate due to advancing dementia.

You Republicans are cruel sumbitches to see Trump humiliate himself in public and not demand that he get help.

#21 | Posted by Zed at 2024-10-20 11:00 AM | Reply

Wtf is the deal with tiny mushroom boy's fascination with other men's junk? So weird!

#22 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2024-10-20 01:46 PM | Reply

"But don't call me weird!"

- Demented elderly golfer

#23 | Posted by Nixon at 2024-10-20 06:23 PM | Reply

DonOLD Trump has a bad case of penis envy:

x.com

#24 | Posted by Gal_Tuesday at 2024-10-20 06:25 PM | Reply

Rolling Rock used to be brewed in Latrobe.

#25 | Posted by visitor_ at 2024-10-20 09:57 PM | Reply

Rocking out to the village people and fantasizing about Arnold Palmer's one eyed willy. Huh.

#26 | Posted by dibblda at 2024-10-21 12:50 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

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