Thursday, August 08, 2024

Kennedy Is The Undisputed King of Weird

It took a decade, but the man who left a dead bear cub in Central Park finally fessed up in a social media post Sunday. Why now? Because he wanted to get ahead of a New Yorker profile that included the bear story. The magazine also obtained a photograph of the culprit posing with his fingers in the little creature's bloody mouth, pretending it was biting him. "Maybe that's where I got my brain worm," Robert F. Kennedy Jr. joked to New Yorker writer Clare Malone. "Weird" barely begins to describe Kennedy, a dangerous demagogue who shamelessly trades on his family name, associates with far-right figures while masquerading as a liberal and lies to Americans about vaccines.

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He testified that a worm "got into my brain and ate a portion of it and then died," which was relevant to the divorce proceedings because he claimed his earning power had been diminished by the parasite.

Around the same time, the Times reported, Kennedy also suffered from mercury poisoning, which can affect cognition, and atrial fibrillation, which he described in the divorce deposition as making him feel as if "there's a bag of worms in my chest."

Another recent report noted that Kennedy posed with the barbecued remains of what he eventually claimed was a goat during a 2010 trip to South America, though some veterinarians said the animal appeared to be a dog.

But when you're generating news leads like "Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has been forced to deny that he took a bite out of a dog carcass," how much do the details really matter?

#1 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2024-08-08 02:03 PM

He's out there for sure but no one will ever beat Trump when it comes to being a weirdo.

#2 | Posted by qcp at 2024-08-08 02:05 PM

Its not highlander. there can be more than one.

#3 | Posted by Brennnn at 2024-08-09 11:43 AM

Kennedy still didn't attempt to overthrow democracy or been found by a court to be liable for rape so he barely registers on the weird spectrum compared to Trump.

#4 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2024-08-09 01:01 PM

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