Some 20 minutes into the town hall, a person who identified himself only as Austin, "an active-duty soldier here at Fort Liberty," was booed by the crowd until the moderator, Anna Paulina Luna, Republican U.S. representative to Congress from Florida, corrected him.

"He meant Fort Bragg, right," she said.

How many fingers is the orange-hued fat bastard holding up now ? Four? Not five? Three? Quien sabe.