"I'm not 80, and I'm not that close to 80, see this? It's a quarter, it used to be a nickel. Did you ever see Arnold's junk? It was yuge I tell you. Like a giant banana in a hammock. Quick someone que up some Y M C A, I am feeling rather fabulous right now, I need to get some double handy J dancing in. Now the one that comes down from Canada is this water from this giant faucet, it takes a whole day and a town of 40,000 to turn it off or turn it on. Look at the flowers. Aren't they pretty? So I had an onion tied to my belt which was the style at the time. Would you like fries with that? I have no cognitive. Last night when I had dinner with Hannibal Lechter...."

Demented elderly golfer.