Wednesday, December 11, 2024

China Unveils Robo-balls to Catch Criminals

China has unveiled unbreakable, spherical robo-cops which have been seen rolling around cities - ready to catch criminals. The RT-G can reach speeds of 22 mph and be equipped with non-fatal police gear like net guns, tear gas sprayers, grenades, loudspeakers and sound wave dispersal devices.

Posted by censored at 02:32 PM | 10 COMMENTS | permalink

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Coming soon: Videos of China putting its balls of justice into action.

#1 | Posted by censored at 2024-12-10 07:36 AM

Rover.

#2 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2024-12-10 10:11 AM

Hey. wait... I'm going to sue!

Robo-Balls is my Bluesky acct name.

#3 | Posted by Corky at 2024-12-10 11:07 AM

Rover.
#2 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2024-12-10 10:11 AM

A giant dim sum bounding along seems whimsical anime in comparison.

Robot Wars Beijing play serious. I'm astonished they are armed.

#4 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2024-12-11 11:16 AM

I'm astonished they are armed.

#4 | POSTED BY REDLIGHTROBOT

Wait until a Mr Robot fan captures (kidnaps?) one and reprograms it and sends it back to its makers.

#5 | Posted by donnerboy at 2024-12-11 03:11 PM

#4 | Posted by redlightrobot

Armed seems "relative".

#6 | Posted by GalaxiePete at 2024-12-11 03:46 PM

Wonder if they could program them for stadium sports?

Football, Giant Pool, Rollerball... Migrant Deportation Alternatives?

#7 | Posted by Corky at 2024-12-11 03:58 PM

Really? No one's mentioned The Prisoner yet?

#8 | Posted by s1l3ntc0y0t3 at 2024-12-12 01:52 AM

I'm astonished they are armed.
#4 | POSTED BY REDLIGHTROBOT
Wait until a Mr Robot fan captures (kidnaps?) one and reprograms it and sends it back to its makers.
#5 | Posted by donnerboy at 2024-12-11 03:11 PM | Reply | Flag:| Funny: 1

Precisely.

#9 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2024-12-12 09:46 AM

#8 | Posted by s1l3ntc0y0t3

Read my #2, doof.

#10 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2024-12-12 03:52 PM

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