Friday, December 20, 2024

1st U.S. Severe Bird Flu Case In Louisiana

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has confirmed the first case of severe bird flu in the United States. The federal health agency said Wednesday that the patient has been hospitalized in Louisiana. State health officials said the patient is over the age of 65 with underlying medical conditions.

Comments

Don't fret, paste-eaters. Polio Bob is all over this threat.

#1 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2024-12-20 08:11 AM

It will go away like a miracle once it gets warm.

#2 | Posted by Nixon at 2024-12-20 08:21 AM

Thousands of MAGA are going to die.

Double up on horse paste.

#3 | Posted by Zed at 2024-12-20 08:58 AM

My concern is less that the RFK, Jr won't recommend vaccinations, should a pandemic occur.

No, my concern is that the policies he might implement do not allow such a vaccine to be developed.

#4 | Posted by LampLighter at 2024-12-20 10:17 PM

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