Friday, March 07, 2025

MAGA Mike Johnson’s Chief of Staff Arrested For DUI

The chief of staff to House Speaker Mike Johnson was arrested Tuesday night on suspicion of driving under the influence after crashing into a police vehicle following President Donald Trump's address to Congress. Hayden Haynes was arrested on a charge of driving under the influence and later released. In a statement, U.S. Capitol Police said Haynes had "backed into a parked vehicle" shortly before midnight. Officers responded to the scene and the driver was arrested, the statement said. Speaking to reporters, Johnson said he's known Haynes for more than a decade and said he's "trusted and respected, and he has my full faith and confidence to lead."

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#1 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2025-03-07 07:42 AM

Did Moses have his dick in his ass?

#2 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-03-07 04:14 PM

Did Moses have his dick in his ass?

#2 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-03-07 04:14 PM | Reply | Flag

That's not nice. Clownshack is kinda sensitive about accusations like that.

#3 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2025-03-07 04:36 PM

Besides, Haynes "isn't running for President", so there's that...

#4 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2025-03-07 04:38 PM

You poor poor thing.

How desperate are you for attention?

You should go lubricate your brown starfish with ivermectin.

#5 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-03-07 04:41 PM

If I were working for Johnson, mind- and mood-altering substances would be required.

#6 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2025-03-08 12:11 AM

A lot of people probably got stinkin' drunk after Trump's speech. Driving home or elsewhere. They just didn't get caught.

#7 | Posted by Twinpac at 2025-03-08 04:43 AM

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