"Pete Hegseth still Secretary of Defense"

I'll drink to that!

Guy is so unreliable that his wife has to chaperone him at work. Exactly the type we want as our Sec Def. No chance he'll spill the beans on national security deets during his next relapse.

I guess it's the best the MAGAts could do. They don't have a particularly deep bench for competence when the pre-req is blind loyalty to an insurrectionist, adjudicated rapist, convicted felon whose most important professional skill is orally pleasuring the thieving Moscow Midget.