Tuesday, July 01, 2025

Trump Promotes $249 Fragrance With Gold Statue of Him On Bottle

President Donald Trump announced on Monday a limited edition, self-branded fragrance with a gold statue of him on the bottle, urging his supporters to "get one for your loved ones."

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#1 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-07-01 12:05 AM

Probably smells like cheap s*&^ you could buy at a Wal Greens.

#2 | Posted by jpw at 2025-07-01 01:42 AM

Probably smells like cheap s*&^ you could buy at a Wal Greens.

Posted by jpw at 2025-07-01 01:42 AM | Reply

Hey now. What did Walgreens ever do to you??? That's an insult to them. Just sayin

#3 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2025-07-01 01:51 AM

But wait, there's more! Coming soon, to you, at a 5,000% mark-up, a retired, rewired Trump Taj Mahal automatic card shuffling machine spray-painted gold and reincarnated as "The Trump Balz Washer." Hurry, hurry, hurry, last one in is a lewzer!

#4 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2025-07-01 06:04 AM

It's just re-bottled Hai Karate! purchased in 1973.

#5 | Posted by Nixon at 2025-07-01 10:16 AM

They need something to cover up the smell of corruption that wafts about this whole felon administration.

#6 | Posted by randomcanyon at 2025-07-01 10:27 AM

The gold statue on top isn't fat. Why isn't it fat?

#7 | Posted by Zed at 2025-07-01 11:28 AM

Gold statue?

No. Gold colored statue.

#8 | Posted by Nixon at 2025-07-01 11:55 AM

Guaranteed to attract showbiz trash and Slovenian tarts. Lets the world know you are incontinent, can barely read, are a sycophant and and easy mark...

#9 | Posted by catdog at 2025-07-01 12:01 PM

Has there even been another US President that sold merch? Especially tacky, garbage merch?

#10 | Posted by REDIAL at 2025-07-01 12:06 PM

There's now concentration camp merch from the GOP.

MAGA is a sickness.

#11 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2025-07-01 12:07 PM

The brain dead orange pedo says the fragrance reminds him of Lolita Express.

#12 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-07-01 12:32 PM

It's just re-bottled Hai Karate! purchased in 1973.

#5 | Posted by Nixon at 2025-07-01 10:16 AM

You missed English Leather!

#13 | Posted by john47 at 2025-07-01 01:30 PM

First thing that came to mind was a Mrs Butterworth bottle spray painted gold... and full of Jade East

#14 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2025-07-01 02:39 PM

Who's the bigger whore, him or Melanoma?

#15 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-07-01 04:54 PM

You missed English Leather!

#13 | Posted by john47

NO ONE misses English Leather.

#16 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-07-01 04:54 PM

And....it smells like the back of his pants.

#17 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-07-01 04:55 PM

#16

ok that made me laugh. i have no idea why.

#18 | Posted by Corky at 2025-07-01 04:57 PM

#17: media.snopes.com

#19 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-07-01 05:00 PM

#19

that one made me go, Ewwww! and i know why.

#20 | Posted by Corky at 2025-07-01 05:03 PM

That's a statuette of one of the Village People impersonating Bert Parks hosting a 1950s Miss America broadcast.

#21 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2025-07-01 05:05 PM

Well now.

Something for BOAZ and Fishpaw and other Trump cultists:

The president's latest cologne and perfume sets have officially hit the market, and his cultists can now spritz themselves with the scents for the low price of $249 or $398 if they buy two.

"Trump Fragrances are here," he wrote via Truth Social Tuesday.

Out of originality, the president named the new smell "Victory 45-47," basing the name off of his two presidential wins. Trump also strangely claims the fragrances are "all about Winning, Strength, and Success " For men and women."

The bottle appears to include a gold Trump statuette "perhaps from his trimmer days" with his signature scribble stamped at the base of the bottle.

"With every spray, Victory 47 captures confidence, beauty, and unstoppable determination," the website description reads for the women's perfume. "A sophisticated, subtly feminine scent that's your go-to signature for any occasion."

While Trump's marketing team seems to be all in on the idea, even Fox News host Jessica Tarlov slammed the product on Tuesday. Referencing the passing of Trump's Medicaid-gutting budget bill, Tarlov tweeted, "16 million Americans are about to lose their healthcare, but go buy my gross perfume ... "

#22 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2025-07-01 06:11 PM

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