#3: From Moonstruck (1987):

Johnny: "In time, you'll see that this is the best thing."

Loretta Castorini: "In time, you'll drop dead and I'll come to your funeral in a red dress."

President Zelensky at the momentous event in the future:

#13: Don't shoot the messenger! The NYT reported the entire costly boondoggle was 14 hours in duration. The experts on the Dotard's sleep patterns are his wife Melanoma and the USSS. BTW: When you look at the first photo, Melanoma clutches her heart when he is sleeping; then in the second photo she turns away in disgust from Trumpf's (most likely) snoring. And the First Lady didn't prevent the Dotard from wearing a garish blue suit for the funeral. That's true love, for you.

Sidebar: Remember in 2016 Trumpf calling Hillary Clinton "low energy" and in 2024 slandering President Biden as "Sleepy Joe"?

Gut arbet, hypocritical Republican voters. Your dear leader disgraced himself on the international stage. But hey, he's white, right? We can't have a qualified woman of color in the White House (despite her blind loyalty to AIPAC like the majority of Republicans and sizeable dinosaur segment of the DNC).